Wedding SMS Jokes

Wo chand hai magar aap se pyara to nahi.
Parvane ka shama ke bin guzara to nahi.
Mere dil ne suni hai ek mithi se awaz,
Kya apne mujhe pukara toh nahi.

First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering...

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know
horror,terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.


Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choicefrom the menu,
Andthen look at neighbour
intable n wish you”d ordered that…..




Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
hazaro jati hai
hazaro hasti hai
hazaro rulati hai
lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati haijo
Doli me aati hai


Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussionwith your future wife,
always try to get thelast two words in: “Yes dear”


Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”


It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murdered


Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boyan
Art 4 a loveran
Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man