Sardar SMS Jokes

A sardar passing through a jungle.

A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon.

Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!

A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:

Tourist: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.

Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.

2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”

Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda.

Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.