Student Exam SMS Jokes

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai


A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!


Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.


My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".


To be a "Good professional",
always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage
"Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!


Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


Burraaah......
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