Mobile SMS Jokes, Mobile SMS Messages, Mobile SMS Collection

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Do u Know Mobile Means?

Mobile?
Mobile?
Mobile?Mobile?Mobile?
Mobile Mobile Mobile Mobile Mobile?

M-Mindblowing
O-Outstanding
B- Best
I-Instrument Of
L-Life 4
E-Ever


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BPL Mobile
B-BAPA na
P-Paise
L-Lila laher
called BPL Mobile

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Santa : yaar jab tumhe garmi lagti hai to tum kya karte ho
Banta : Arre bhai A.C. on karke uske samne baith jata hu
Santa : Agar tab bhi garmi lagni kam na ho phir.
Banta : Phir A.C. on kar leta hu!!!
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Papa : Tum ess baar bhi fail ho gaye. Samne Soniya ko dekho.
Usne top kiya hai, kuch to sharam karo.
Beta : Papa, ussey hi dekhta raha tabhi to fail ho gaya!!!
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Nurse : Congrats, judwa beta hua hai.
Santa : Yeh to hona hi tha.
Nurse : Kyun?
Santa : Jab dekho KBC Part-2, dekhti rehti thi,
mil gaya na umeed se double!!!
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Begger : Memsahab aapke padosan ne 8 rotiyaan di hai. Aap bhi to kuch de do.
Female : Ye lo goliyaan. Unko pachane ke kaam aayengi!!

Banta : O santa! Aaj meine paani ko ullu bana diya.
Santa : Wo kaise?
Banta : Aaj subah meine paani to garam kiya, lekin thande paani se naha liya!!!
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Santa to Banta : Yaar car dheere chalao.
Banta : Nahi aaj mein gaadi dheere nahi chala sakta.
Santa : Kyu?
Banta : Aaj mera fast hai!!!
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Santa long trip par jaane se pehle apne dost Banta se kehkar gaye ki
agar koi asamanya baat ho jaye to mujhe phone kar lena.
Ek week ke baad achanak banta ne santa ko phone kiya, "Santa jee, aapki
biwi ka aashiq jo aapke gaermojudagi me roj raat me aata tha, aaj nahi aaya!!!"
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