Marriage SMS Jokes

Marriage is
like
going to a
Resturant..
U order
Your choice
from
the menu,
and then
look at the
neighbouring table and wish

"KAASH...
YE ORDER KIYA HOTA" :-



Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai



What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"



How wives call their husbands in first 6 years:
1- A G
2- O G
3- SUNTE HO
4- BUNTY KE BAPU
5- MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO
6- KAHAN MAR GAYE