Fresh SMS Jokes

Santa soote waqt
Do glass rakhte hai,
Ek mein paani sur ek
Khaali why?

Socho?
Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti
Hai aur nahi bhi.

Girl: I love u.

Boy: Me too.

Girl: Kitna karte ho.

Boy: Jitna tum mujhe karti ho.

Girl: Kamine, main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyaar karte ho!

Din mein chain nahi,
Raat ko neend nahi,
Ji na lage kahi.
Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai?
Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka
Yehi haal hai

SMS kya hai

SMS kya hai

SMS kya hai

SMS kya hai

SMS kya hai

SMS kya hai apko nahii pata khai haii SMS matlab

SMS Means

S-Saras

M-Majana

S-SMS

Prove that:

Juice = Soap
Take Newton’s 2nd Law
F = Ma
Multi ‘a’ With Both Sides
Fa = Maa
‘Fa’ Is a Soap & ‘Maa’ Is a Juice!

Sir To Santa:What Is The Similarity
Between Girl Friend And Mobile

Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is
‘NO CURRENCY’.