Diwali SMS / Text Messages

>> Friday, March 27, 2009

This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:

C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs

* HAPPY DIWALI *



Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwal



_l''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI



Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas





Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.

Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arives, Happiness Is Here.

Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.





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AprilFool SMS

>> Thursday, March 19, 2009

Hey get ready,
my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April.
Surprised?
Stupid,
1st april is April fool,
and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.



Sky is in Blue Colour Like “You”

Moon in White Colour Like “Me”
But Our “SON” is Red Colour
“Sorry Spelling Mistake”
Our “SUN” is in Red Colour like Red Rose…
April Fooll




So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!

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Comedy Funny SMS Jokes

>> Wednesday, March 18, 2009

EmOtiOnAL cOmEdy
DiLkO pAtA tha wO jArur AyEgi
DiLko pAtA tha wO jArur AyEgi
PAr kAbi sOchA nA thA ki
SurPrisE mE wO ApnE pAti kO B 7 LAyEg



Que."Naari"ka matlab kya hai?
Ans.Naari ka matlab hai ShAkTi.
Que.To fir Purush ka Matlab kya hai?
Ans."Sehan Shakti".
Hi Frndz! Njoy!



Teacher:Acha insan wo hi hai wo dusro k kaam aye.
P@ppu:Par madam exam mein na aap humare kaam aati hai,
aur na hi kisi aur ko aane deti Ho..



Boy:Oh God,giv me a bag
full of money,
a job,
1big vehicle &many
girls!
GOD: Ur wish is
fulfilled & he became
"A BUS CONDUCTOR"



Santa Ki Patni Santa Se Boli:=Aap Hazaro Me 1 Ho*
"Santa Ne 1Thappd Mara Or Puchha"
Baki 999 Koun He?



Mom:Y did u get low marks on that test?
Son:Because of absence.
Mom:U werabsemt tht day?
Son:No,but the kid who sits nxt to me was absent


Interviewer:Wats d relation btwn Earth n Moon?
Sardar:Brother-Sister
Interviewer:How
Sar:V call Earth
Dharti Maata n
Moon Chanda Mama.!


Judge-Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara.
Woman- Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,
mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he

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Quotes On Leadership

>> Thursday, March 12, 2009

  • It,s time to TAKE CHARGE and TAKE CONTROL.

  • Do the things which people say you can't do.

  • The task of leadership is not to put greatness into people, but to elicit it, for the greatness is there already.— John Buchan

  • To do great things is difficult; but to command great things is more difficult.Friedrich Nietzsche

  • Decide today where are you going in your life.

  • Don't say, "I'll do it tommorrow or after sometime". Say that I'll do it now.

  • Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.-----Richard Bach

  • Every problem will change you.

  • Success mantra "DO IT NOW".

  • Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish.----Sam Walton

  • Leadership is just another word for training.-----Lance Secretan

  • ”Don’t wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.”- ---Unknown

  • A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.-----Unknown

  • Leaders shouldn't attach moral significance to their ideas: Do that, and you can't compromise. ----- Peter F. Drucker:

  • A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way and shows the way.----John Maxwell

  • Leaders are not born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that's the price we'll have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal. ---- Vince Lombardi

  • The Main Thing is to keep the Main Thing the Main Thing –Steven Covey

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Holi Jokes

>> Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.



Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi.

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Life SMS Quotes

  • Life is just a chance to grow a soul.

  • My candle burns at both its ends;
    It will not last the night;
    But oh, my foes, and oh, my friends --
    It gives a lovely light.

  • We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

  • Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.

  • Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

  • Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.

  • Trouble is part of your life — if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.

  • The unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

  • As I grow to understand life less and less,I learn to love it more and more.

  • I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. ~Elwyn Brooks White

  • Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. -- Lou Erickso

  • Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. -- Buddha

  • I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have just lived the length of it.
    I want to have lived the width of it as well.

  • This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever; in its place is something that you have left behind...let it be something good. - Author Unknown

  • Meditate.
    Live purely. Be quiet.
    Do your work with mastery.
    Like the moon, come out
    from behind the clouds!
    Shine

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Women Day SMS

>> Sunday, March 8, 2009

Sometimes In the
everyday Rush
I Forget to Say it. . .
But Today
I want to say. . .
just how Much
You are
Loved and Appreciated. . Happy WOMEN’S Day.



Women in Men’s life..
I was born,
a woman was there
to hold me. -My Mother-
I grew as a child,
A woman was there
to care for me, to
play with me. -My Sister-
I went to school,
A woman was there
to help me learn. -My Teacher-
I became depressed, whenever i was lost.
A woman was there
to offer a shoulder. -My Wife-
I became tough,
A woman was there
to melt me. -My Daughter-
I am dying,
A woman is there
to absorb me in. -My Motherland-

If you are a Man,
Value every Woman…
If you happen to
be a Woman, be
Proud to be a Woman..

HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY.

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Holi Wishes Massages, Holi Greeting Massages, Holi Text SMS for Mobile, Holi SMS Messages

>> Friday, March 6, 2009

_________ U’ve
!’–.___.–’! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
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Have a Nice Day!


Har rang aap pe barse,
koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse;
Rang de aapko sab itna,
Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse.
Wishing U a very Happy N Colorfull Holi!


Dil karta hai,
ApkeSang
Gauan
Jhumu
Nachu
Khelu
Kudoo
Jasn manaoo
Lekin
Pahle
Apko
Rang to
Laga loo
Happy Holi!

Holi Ka Gulal Ho,
Rango Ki Bahar Ho,
Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho,
Ek Baat Khas Ho,
Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho,
Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho,
Wish U Happy Holi!

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak!

Makki ki Roti,
Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne,
Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi,
Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko,
HOLI ka Tyohar

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi
Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi
!

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai Happy N Colorfull Holi!

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,(
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.


Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,(
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari

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Short Text Messages

>> Sunday, March 1, 2009

  • Nothing in world with out love.love is everything.

  • I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

  • The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

  • I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

  • FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

  • Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

  • Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

  • Never miss a good chance to shut up

  • Where there's a will, I want to be in it

  • No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

  • I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

  • Is it time for your medication or mine?

  • Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

  • Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

  • If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

  • Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

  • Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???

  • Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:-> Ans is."ReflEctiOn"

  • Good FRIENDS are hard to find,harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

  • Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya…Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya

  • Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
    maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

  • Always forgive your enemies;nothing else annoys them so much.
    Oscar Wilde

  • Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade… ya phir bus aap pe chade… dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai.

  • Main chahoon Tumhe Tum Chaho Kisi Aur ko,Tum Chaho Jise Khuda Kare woh Chahe Kisi Aur ko.

  • Zindagi mauhtaj nahi manzilon ki waqt har manzil dikha deta hai,Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.

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