Bollywood SMS Jokes, Bollywood SMS Messages

Karan Johar ka kamal to dekho:
K3G: luv ur parents
KAL HO NA HO: luv ur neighbours
KANK: luv other's wife
and now
DOSTANA: luv d same gender




Gud mng in

PARESH RAWAL style:
"Utha le re deva utha le
eeee'
"Mere ko nahi re baba mere dost ko"
'hee'
"Duniya se nahi re deva, NEEND se,"






Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya.

Friend asked:Why u r so much angry?

Sardar:Saala poori film me Basanti dikhi nahi





Pyar to Bahana hai
Aankhe Mile Na Mile Lips ko Milana hai
Ye Style He sab Aashiqo ka Kyoki
Raj Kapoor ka nai
IMRAAN HASHMI ka Zamana Hai





Q: AGAR SALMAN KHAN AUR MALLIKA SHERWAT KI SHAADI HO JAYE TO KYA HOGA?
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ANS: UNKA LAUNDRY KA BILL BAHUT KAM AYEGA.
Usko kehte hai Bollywood SMS