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Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”.
Santa: I am not a mango man.



Vacancy in my heart for a true friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,Duty:
To luv,Experience: Not required,Salary:
Never ending luv,
Joining: ASAP,




Aap ek Mobile
ki tarah ho,Khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
Hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah



You are as sweet as Bailey,
As strong as Tequila,
As warm as Cognac,
As exotic as Malibu,
As heady as a cocktail &
As special as Champagne.
I’m simply drunk on U.



Kismat pe na chalta hai zor kisika,
Dekha unke haath mein haath kisi aur ka,
Bas woh rahe khush hamesha,
Chahe ho unke pass saath kisi aur ka.




A = Aytibar
B = Bharoosa
C = Chahat
D = Dosti
E = Enayat
F = FeslaaG = Gham
H = Hamdam
I = Intezaar
J = Justuju
K = Khayal
L = Lamhye
M = Muhabat
N = Narazgi
O = Omeed
P = Piyar
Q = Aismat
R = Rishtye
S = Samjhota
T = Tamanna
U = Udasiyan
V = Birasat
W = Wada
X = Xcuse
Y = Yaden
Z = Zindagi
Zindagi inhi nammon ka 1 naam haiYehi hai zindagi.