Fresh Funny SmS Jokes

>> Friday, February 27, 2009


Can U solve

"Sun + Lion + 1/4 = ?"

Socho

Demagh larao

Phir socho nhi solve howa na

Chalo khair

Ye

Banta hey

After shair Pao

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.......






Sundar Baught A New Mobile

Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai
Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.










Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
Aur
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Aur
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-
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Aur
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-
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Aur
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…






Santa soote waqt
Do glass rakhte hai,
Ek mein paani sur ek
Khaali why?

Socho?
Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti
Hai aur nahi bhi.

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Really Funny Jokes

>> Tuesday, February 24, 2009

  • Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
    2nd Child: Why are you crying?

    1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

    2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

    1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

    At this, the second one started crying profusely.

    The first one was astonished.

    1st Child: Why are you crying now?

    2nd Child: I came for a urine test !


  • Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?"
    Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,"It was just like the advertisement of British airways"
    Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi : 7 days a week , twice a day , both ways.


  • Santa sardar and banta sardar was talking two each other. Santa sardar asks banta sardar - What is diffrence between
    1. Girlfriend
    2. Lover
    3. Wife
    4. Stepny

    Banta sardar said that the answer is very very simple
    1. Prepaid
    2. Lifetime
    3. Postpaid
    4. Coinbooth


  • Ek baar ek aadmi ke paas ek haathi hota hai. Wo haathi kuch bhi nahi bolta. Haathi kaa malik pareshan ho jata ki yeh haathi kkuch bolta kyo nahi. Haathi ka malik bahut koshish karta hai par haathi phir nhi kuck mahi bolta.
    Ab haathi ka malik ek Competetion rakhta hai ki jo bhi is haathi ke muh se awaaz nikal wayega, use ek lakh rupees ka inaam diya jayega. Bahut log koshish karte hai, par koi bhi haathi ke muh se awaaz nahi nikal wa pata.
    Itne me Santa sardar waha pahuch jata hai. Woh haathi ke peeche jata hai, uski pooch uthata hai aur uska land pakad ke jor se daba deta hai aur tab haathi jor se cheekh marta hai. Santa sardar 1 lakh ka inaam leke waha se chal deta hai.
    Kuch mahino baad haathi ka malik phir ek pratiyogita rakhta hai ki jo bhi haathi ke muh se ha aur na ki awaaz nikalwayega, use 2 lakh ka inaam diya jayega. Sab log koshish karte hai, par koi bhi haarthi ke meu se ha aur na nahi nikal pata.
    Itne me phir se waha santa sardar pahuch jata hai. Wo haathi ke muh ke saamne jata hai aur kehta hai:
    Santa sardar : Pehchadayee merte (Did you recognise me)
    Haathi : Haaaaaa
    Santa Sardar : Waiyaa Pichhe (Should i go your backside)
    Haathi : Naaaaaaa
    Santa sardar 2 lakh rupees leke chala jata hai.

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Managment SMS Messages

>> Wednesday, February 18, 2009

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich.
“Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing… ”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.
“Marry him.” -That’s Advertising. ..”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.
“Marry me - That’s Telemarketing. ..”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)”Marry Me?” -
That’s Public Relations… ”

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:”You are very rich!
“Can you marry ! me?” - That’s Brand Recognition. ..”

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - “That’s Customer Feedback…”

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she
introduces you to her husband. - “That’s demand and supply gap…”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party
. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she
goes with him - “That’s competition eating into your market share…”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your
wife arrives. - “That’s restriction for entering new markets

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Story SMS Jokes

>> Monday, February 16, 2009

  • Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

  • chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking।Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

  • A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

  • Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

  • an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives।the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too

  • Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.

  • Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge.

  • Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha, aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha, chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein bhi aapka hi KHOON tha.

  • A Doctor has come to see a patient. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "doctor" says the men excitedly, "will i be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
    "I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
    "That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before".

  • Teacher: You call your mother as mum. What'll you call your mother's younger sister and elder sister?
    Kid: Mini mum and maxi mum!

  • Boss:I am giving you driver's job. Starting salary Rs 3000. Is it ok?
    Driver: You are great sir! Starting salary is OK but how much is driving salary?

  • Santa gets a cheque and throws it on the ground. Can you guess why?
    To see whether it will bounce or not!

  • A man looked in the mirror and said : seems i have seen him somewhere.

    Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same idiot who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.

  • What's an adult joke?
    Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.

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Valentine Day SMS, Valentine Day SMS Jokes, Valentine Day SMS Message

>> Wednesday, February 11, 2009

...........TO MY...................
.........VALENTINE...............
....I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY.....
......OUR LOVE IS A DEEP.........
........AS THE ACEAN.............
....AS HIGH AS THE STARS........
.............AND.................
,,,,,,,,,AS SPECIAL,,,,,,,,,,,,
.,.,.,.,.AS THE SKY.,.,.,.,.,..




THERES,S SO SOMETHING
ABOUT
VALENTINE;S DAY
THAT REALLY
TURNS ME ON ..............
YOU......YOU....YOU.....
I LOVE YOU ON VALLENTINES DAY
WITH ALL MY HEART...........





BE MINE VALLENTINE
I AM SENDING YOU THIS
VALENTINE WISH
WITH HUGS AND KISSESS ,TOO ;
CAUSE THERE,S A PLACE
HERE IN MY NEART THAT,S
MAD FOR ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!





If there were no words
No way to speak
I would still here you
If there were no tears
No it to feel inside
I would still feel for you
And even if the sun refuse to shine
Even if all ends ran out Love
I would still have you here
Until the end of time
All I need is you my VALENTINE.




---;-<@
---;-<@
---;-<@
Roses exclusively from a nice person...
"U"
From a simple person...
"ME"
Keep roses until they dry...
Keep my relation until I die...
Happy Valentine's Day !





IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE,
IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE,
REMEMBER ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"

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Send ME SMS Jokes

>> Tuesday, February 10, 2009

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

Besharmo ki tarah

msg PADHTE rho,

Jab sharm aa jaye

to ek msg Kr dena

.O.K





Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar lo,

Is PaTHar DiL ko thora sa NaRaM kar lo,

Tumharey hotey huwey InBoX khali hai,

Thori si to Dear sHaRaM kar lo.






Acha Bhala Friend Tha
”’
.(’.').
‘< )|(>‘
_/’\_

Mene!!!!!!!

< ')|('> Gardan…
._/’\_. Ura di salay ki

SMS nhi krta
tha..
HuN!!!!!!!







Hello: itna sannata kyun hai?

Kitni der se sms ki ghanti nai baji?

Kia yeh sare network fuse hogaye?

Ya mujhe chahne waley kanjoos hogaye? :-)






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”””””””””
Acha Hai..??

To Rakh Lo..

Main Aur Le Loon Ga,

Paisay Na Dena..

Waisy Iss Ki Qeemat 10 SMS Lag Chuki Hai,

Aagay Aap Ki Marzi..!! ;-)





SmS RATES…………
Year 2002: Rs 2
Year 2004: Rs 1
Year 2005: Rs 75
Year 2007: Rs 50
Year 2008/09: Free
Ab B SmS Nahi Karoogi To Kia Tab Karoogi
Jab SmS Karne K Pese Milenge…..

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Gujarati SMS Jokes, Gujarati SMS, Gujarati Jokes, Gujarati Quotes, Gujarati SMS Messages

>> Monday, February 9, 2009


Prem: Dil mate
Dil: Laagni mate
Laagni: Manushya mate
Manushya: Khoosurat Duniya mate
Duniya ni Khoobsurati: A to Mara dost fakt tara ma




Dosti ma jivjo,Dosti ma marjo
Himmat na hoy to Dosti na karjo,
Zindagi nathi amne dosto thi pyari
Dosto mate j 6e jindagi amari.




Tamari sathe maro jug-jug no nato
Haiya ma 6e hajaro mithi vato
Dil ni dhadkn ne Aatur aa ankho
Pu6i rahi 6e Su tame pn mane am j chahso?




Andhari raat ni chaadar sametai ne,
Suraj ni roshni dharti par felai..
Pankhida ni kilkilat sambhdai ne,
Phoolo ni sugandh hawa ma relai




Honth 6e laal ne Gulabi 6e gaal,
Kem 6upavi sakis tu tara dil nu aa haal,
Mane dekhay 6e tuj ma muj nu bhavishya
Tu j 6o mari aaj ne kaal



Chhagan:
Aa hasi-khushi thi bharelu jeevan kevu hoy 6e?
Magan:
Aeva jeevan ni mane kyanthi khabar.
Mara to Lagna j Bachpan ma thai gya 6



Yaado ma tamari aash bani ne aavis,
Dil ma tamara vishwas bani avis
Yaad karjo bus sacha mann thi
Amaas ni rate poonam no chand bani ne avis




Happy Dashera!
VijayaDashmi na pawan tahevare Maa Durga apna jivan ma dukho
no andhkar dur kari sukh no suryaprakash relave aevi subhkamna



Meena: Te kem tari kaamwali ni kadhi muki?
te to bahu sari hati.
Tina: Aetle j kadhi muki,kem k te mara pati ne pan bahu j sari lagti hati.




Hu Jagto rahyo aakhi raat,
Pan kahi na sakyo mara dil ni vaat,
Aankho ma hata aasha bharya sapna,
Pan aavi na nindar ne viti gai raat.




Prem.. Prem.. Prem.. ma
Aa padya chhe badha prem ma,
Pela m ke chhe ke "Sundar" maja no khado
Pachhi thi paade badha moti raado.




Aaje kamal eni nigaho kari gayi
Unchu pranay nu star hatu,nichu kari gayi
Aankho ma ras hato te,
Aankh Ma Aankh malavi hriday ma bhari gayi.




Kaink lakhvanu mann thay ne haath na upde
Ae munjhvan 6e mane....
Koi na sapna jova hoy ne nindar na aave
HuMDuM Ae rog 6e mane




Kasuye mann nu dharyu bane 6e j kya?
Mane swapna ma tu male j 6e kya?
Nadee k sarowar vahe 6e j kya?
Have zanzva 6etre 6e j kya?
=HuMDuM=



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Smile SMS Message, Smile SMS Jokes, SMS Smile

Ting tong

open the door!

kaun??

hum..

hum kaun?

hum SMS!!

kya chaahiye?

“AAP KE CHEHRE PAR EK PYAARI si SMILE



Your friendship is like Paktel,
DIL TO AIK HAY
Your sincerity is like Telenor,
CHAHO KUCH BARH K
Your love is like Haleeb,
GARHA JO HAY
Your smile is like twist,
HILA K RAKH DAY
Your voice is like Nokia,
CONNECTING PEOPLE
Your style like ufone,
TUM HI TO HO
Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,
AUR SUNAO
My response like Warid,
WE CARE



Ur Life Shud Be 654321
6-Digit Salary
5-Bedroom Apartment
4-Wheel Drive
3-Servants
2-Cute Children
1-One Sweetheart
Keey smile




HUM AAP K ACCOUNT ME ADD KARTE HAIN!!!,

“DIL“
“JAAN“
“MOHABBAT“
“KHUSHI“
“HANSI“
JIS KA PIN CODE HAI???
AAP KI MUSKURAHAT……





The very best medicine that nature has given to the human
to refresh the body and mind is
SMILE
so take this medicine regularly at the right time :-)





Only Eyes Speak The Truth,
Neither Mirror Nor The Lips..
The Person Who Cares 4 You,
Can See The Pain In Ur Eyes,
While Every One Else..
Still Believes In Ur Smile..!!




Hey!! Genius..!!
Yes You…!!
U R SmiLing..
Bcoze i CaLL u Genius..
Aah!! Sometimes We have to Lie Just
To See Ur Sweet SmiLe..
Keep SmiLing..





Smile is a bird
Who flies Frm
face to face..
May ur lips
Give it a better nest
so that..
It may stay there
Forever
and
Ever
So..
“keep SMILING





Smile Is The Electricity
& Life Is A Battery. . .
Whenever U Smile, The Battery Gets Charged & a Beautiful Day Is Activated
So Keep Smiling
Forever & Forever





Beauty

Is

Power

A

Smile Is

Its Sword

Keep SmiLing

GoodMorning






Only 2 persons r very happy in dis world,
1 is MAD & another is CHILD.
Be a MAD to achieve wt you desire
and be a CHILD to spread smile on faces.

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Faraz SMS Joke, Faraz SMS Message

>> Saturday, February 7, 2009

Faraz In A Doctor Mood:
Tamam Dwaiyan Bachon Ki Pohnch Se Door Rakhen FARAZ,
abiat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujooh Karen..!!




Apne Chaman Se Cigrette La Sako To Lao FARAZ,
Mere Ghar Ke Raaste Main Koi KHOKHA Nahi Hai…




Hum apni rooh tere jism mein he chhor aye Faraz….
Tujhy galay se lagana tu ek bahana tha…




Woh Chor Gaya Par Yaad To Karta Hoga Mujhe FARAZ,
Kyun Ke… Main Ne Us Ke 100 Rupees Dene Thay…




Kitni Baar Usay Kaha,
Ke Main Aisa Banda Nahi FARAZ,
Phir Bhi Zid Pe Arri Hai Aur Kehti Hai,
Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me.





Main Chalte Chalte Thak Sa Gaya Hoon Faraz.
Koi Tou Ho Jo Mujhe “DEW” Pila Dey.




Mere DiL Ke Bavarchi Khane Main,
Teri Yaad Ka Choola Jalta Hai FARZANA,
Tere Ishq Main Chaawal Pakte Hain,
Mera Roz Pateela Jalta Hai . .





FARAZ Ne Farmaya:
Student Ki Bhi Kya Life Hoti Hai,
Wah Wah
Student Ki Bhi Kya Life Hoti Hai,
Wah Jee Wah
Na Husband Hota Hai Na Wife Hoti Hai..






Pappu Beshak Tera Behnoi Ho FARAZ…
Wah Wah
But Pappu Can’t Dance Sala
Wah Wah Wah

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Picture SMS, Picture SMS Message, Picture SMS Jokes

>> Friday, February 6, 2009

%%* %%
%% ,%%
…) / (…
…|/ |…
..(___)..

These r the FlOwErS

Which i SEND u

To

U

I
M
I
S
S

Y
O
U



(((((( ))))))
(((( ö) (ö ))))
(((((; < ._.> ;)))))
(((((( __, ))))))

Dont u ever send me your picture again!
u scared me to death!



.,¤, ¤,,
(’v') < ' )
(( )) (( ))
>-*-*—-**–

“1 kaAm karun?”

¤ , ¤,
( ‘< <' )
(( )) (( ))
>*-*—**–

“h0nt paR”

“I kiSs You”





(”)….(”)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
(””’)-(””’)
I Lov You

Teddy se bol raha tha…..




L
O
V
E

Y
O
U

.-..-. /),/) .-..-.
“-.-” ( ‘;’ ) “-.-”
.-..-. c(..c) .-..-.
“-.-” 00 “-.-”





( ö, ) ( “, )
(”)(”) (”)(”)

The nicest place
in the ‘world’

is right beside someone like u.





.–,!”"”"”"”"”"”"!
/ - ,! Yaadein ! !
“-O-’”"”‘”"”O’O”-”

Pura truck Yaadon sé Full karké Bhej Raha hoon ..

Phir kehna mat ki Yaad Nahi karta !!




Acha Bhala Friend Tha
”’
.(’.').
‘< )|(>‘
_/’\_

Mene!!!!!!!

< ')|('> Gardan…
._/’\_. Ura di salay ki

SMS nhi krta
tha..
HuN!!!!!!!





.-. .-.-. .-.
! ” ! ” !
“-..-”‘-..-” MY
SWEETO
.-””-.,.-””-.
! I MISS !
“. YOU .”




00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
( ( ( ( ( ( BOOM ) ) ) ) ) )
=* = * = * = * = * = * = *
GooD MoRnInG *
HaVe a NiCe Day!

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Friends Teasing SMS Jokes, Friends Teasing SMS Messages, Friends Teasing Joke

>> Thursday, February 5, 2009

newsmsAp ki 5 khobian…

1..

2..

3..

4..

5..

Zindagi mein koe acha kaam kia hota to aaj ye jaga khali na hoti….1:-@





Kash Tum Waaday Nibha Jatey..

Kisi Surat DiL Mera Behla Jatey..

Agar “Cornetto” Ke Paisy Nahi The To Kya Hua..

5 Rupay Wali “QULFI” Hee Khila Jatey..!!!






Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,

Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,

Tou..

Tou..

Tou..

,,
(“.)
< ) )>
JL

Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??

NIMTO KHUD . . . ! ; )






Kabootar Kay 2 Par

Wah Wah Wah

Kabootar Kay 2 Par

Bhaee Wah

Kabootar Kay 2 Par

Zara Si Tawajja Plzz

Ghor Farmaen..

Kabootar Kay 2 Par

:

:

1 Edhar 1 Udhar.. ;-)








What is 143 ??

I Love U..

No

I Hate U..

No

I Miss U..

No

I Wish U..

No

143 Means:

One Hundred & Forty Three..

Math’s Pe Dheyan Do.. :-)





R0se r laal

Sky r neela

ur brain is Like khali Patila

Bura man lia

Ok

R0se r Red

Water is co0l

I m Beautiful

But u r fo0l

Lo0 th0ra 0r bura maäñ Lö






Agar Aap Chahte Hain Ke..

Aap Ka Ghar Paak Ho Jaye,

Ghar Main Farishtay Bhi Ayen,

Ghar Main Barkat Ho,

Koi Pareshani Na Ho,

Tou..

Aap Foran Ghar Se Nikal Jayen..





Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
OR
Kia Nahi
Hoga


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Jokes SMS, Joke SMS, General SMS

Customer: ye cow kitney ki he?
Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he.
Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he?
Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he.
Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye tou saal mai 5 bachey deti he?
Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.




Height Of Hazir Jawabi !
Ek Larka Gadhay Ke Samne Gir Gaya..
Ek Khubsurat Larki Ne Dekha Aur Boli :
Apne Bare Bhai Ke Paon Chu Rahe Ho..??
Larka: Jee Bhabhi.. : )




Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli
“kuch samjhe”?
Sardar: Haan, kameeni.
Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti ha….




Sardar petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
‘Dont Use mobile here’
Sardar G ny mobile nikala or har dost phone kar k kaha
‘Dont Call Me Now!




Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

:

:

:

Wrong Number.. :-(





hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
socho??
?
?
nai pata?
???
?
?
uff
kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai





Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon

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Office SMS Jokes, Office SMS Joke, Joke of Office

>> Monday, February 2, 2009

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2. Construction manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

3. Controls manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).

4. Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

5. Instrument engineer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

6. Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby’s sex is
wrong.

7. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

8. Structural Engineering is still figuring out how to produce a baby.

9. Procurement buys condoms by mistake.

10. Planning Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
11. Doc Control Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

12. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

13. Piping Designers don’t care…they just want the woman!!

14. Security Manager is a person that creates a policy requiring appropriate firewall, anti-virus and
IDS controls be implemented prior to any new procreation process being initiated in the company.

15. Incident Response Manager is a person that has a highly-trained team of security experts ready to respond to the obvious failure in the Intrusion Prevention System when the baby is discovered.

16. DR/BCP Manager is a person who has another man and woman ready at a site at least 100 Km away in case some natural disaster interrupts the primary couple’s baby-making process.

17. Helpdesk Manager is a person who, after ensuring the call was redirected at least three times and the couple put on hold for at least a fortnight, finally allows the call to be escalated to him/her and suggests the couple stop lovemaking as they obviously did not follow the instructions which clearly told them how to avoid creating a baby in the first place. He/she also notes that since the baby is now over two weeks old, it is out of warranty and cannot be returned.


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