Love SMS Text Messages

>> Friday, July 31, 2009

Two things never defined in whole life,

1 is LOVE

bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.

2nd Friend
bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

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Funny Jokes Text Messages

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai







Pani Puri wale k paas

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Friendship SMS / SMS Jokes / Friendship SMS Message

>> Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Apki dosti, apki vafa hi kafi hai.
Tmam umar ye aasra hi kafi hai.
Jab bhi waqt mile muskra kar SMS bhej do.
Khusi ke waste ye silsila hi kafi hai.

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Friendship SMS Text Messages / SMS Jokes

There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u My Freind.

It is indeed an achievement not to make 100 friends but to keep 1 friend for 100 years.

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Friendship SMS Text Messages / SMS Jokes

There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u My Freind.

It is indeed an achievement not to make 100 friends but to keep 1 friend for 100 years.

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True Friendship Never Dies… (Friendship Day SMS)

“Hey, We both are
Great Friends right.?
Have I ever done
anything harmful to you.? Or did I speak something bad about you to others.? Then why the hell
did you do this to me.?
Why didn’t you tell me
that you were going
to leave me Alone.”?- Words spoken by
a person in front of
his Friend’s Dead Body.
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True Friendship Never Dies.

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Bollywood SMS Jokes / Text SMS Jokes

>> Thursday, July 23, 2009

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain…


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Good Night Text SMS Messages

>> Saturday, July 18, 2009

Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of
1. Arrogant
2. Sweet
3. Egoistic
4. Lively
5. Playful
6. smart
7. Honest
8. Shy
9. Confident
10.Hyper
Be Honest while you reply. Good Night

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Happy Anniversary Text Messages

>> Sunday, July 12, 2009

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

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Funny Lip Kiss Sms Jokes

Larkion k lips per KISS krne ki waja?
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ye wo wahid triqa hai jis se wo thori
dair k liye khamosh ho jati hain.

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Sad Poetry Text Messages

Ek Raat Hoi Barsat Bohat.....
Me Roya Sari Raat Bohat.....
Har Ghum Thai Zamaney K Lekin.....
Me Tanha Tha us Raat Bohat.....
Phir Aankh Se Ek Sawan Barsa.....
Jab Seher Hoi Tu Kheyal Aya.....
Wo Badal Kitna Tanha Tha.....
Jo Barsa Sari Raat Bohat...

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Sweet Islamic Text Messages

Aisa Kon Sa Kaam Hai Jis Ke Karne Wale Ko Allah Bohat Pasand Karta Hai,

Magar Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W) Ne Wo Kaam Nahi Kia..??

Ans: Huzoor Pak (S.A.W) Ne Kabhi Aazan Nahi Di Thi Kyun Ke Agar

Aap (S.A.W) Aazan Dete To Kainaat Ki Har Cheez Masjid Main Aa Jati

Aur Nizam-E-Kainaat Tabah Ho Jata.

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Cool Decent Text Messages

>> Saturday, July 11, 2009

High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me 'where is GOD', i'll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me'whr GOD is not'i'l reward u
200Rs.

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Sardar Ji SMS Text Messages

Sardar walking at night:

Samnay Gobar parra tha.

Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola:

Ooohh ye to Gobar hai...


Shukaar hai mera Pair nahi parra.

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Urdu Funny Sms Jokes

Pora parhna lazmi hai.
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Barri Meharbani apki. Ab apna kam karen

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English Funny Text Messages

Why some people don’t wear helmet?

Helmet protects the "BRAIN"
They don’t need protection
Cause
They don’t have any brain
So b street smart
Always wear helmet.

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English Friendship Text Messages

Today Is World Red Rose Night.

If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call

And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend

N See How Many Missed Call U Get

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Sweet Text Messages

ek buzurg bazar may bethay ro rahe the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hain
unho ne kaha log nafarman ho gaye
hain oper wala tauba qabool karna
chahta hay lekin log tauba nahi kartay..

kuch dino baad wohi buzurg
qabristan may bethe ro rahay the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hay

aap nay kaha yeh qabar may lete hue
log ab tauba karna chahte hain lekin
oper wala ab tauba qabool karna nahi chahta...

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Get Well Soon Text Messages

>> Wednesday, July 8, 2009

I Hope You’re Feeling Better,

I Miss You Every Day.

I’m Always Thinking Of You,

So This Is What I Say,

Get Well Soon!

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Miss u SMS / Miss u SMS Message

>> Saturday, July 4, 2009

Every time I say how are you?
my heart says, I care for you..

Every time I ask how have you been?
my heart whispers, I miss you

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