Santabanta SMS Jokes

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?

Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,
Are tumahri bhi kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.

Santa falls in love with a nurse…
After much thinking,
he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser &
superman wears it over the trouser