Hindi SMS Jokes, Hindi SMS Messages, Hindi SMS Collection

Aap sochte honge ki hamari
aur se aanewale sms ka
silsila kab khatam hoga?
Janab, ye to EKTA KAPUR
ke serial jaisa hai...
CHALTE RAHENGE



Mere din fir se SANVAAR de
bas ek bar fir SENSEX sudhar de
tute INDEX ko sajana he
MARGIN k paise se firse ashiyana banana he. :-)


Judge:is sardar k dono kan kat do!
Sardar:nahi mei andha ho jaunga!
Judge:bewkuf kan katne se andha kaise hoga
S:mei chasma kaise pehnunga


LoveRatri Comment:
Koi fail hota hai,
to koi pass hota hai,
magar'Girl Friend'usiko milti he Jiske pas NAVRATARI ka 'Extra Pass' hota he.


Unki ankho se kash koi isara to hota
kuch mere jine ka sahara to hota
tod dete hum rasm jamane ki
ek bar hi sahi usne pukara to hota


wo chum le 1 bar to ati nahi neend
unki methi awaz se rat jati he beet
isliye kehte he yaaro ye risk na uthao
KACHUA JALAO MACHHAR BHAGAO


Baith Kar Unki Zulfon K Saye Me
Swarg Jesa Anand Aaya

wah wah..



Fir?


Biwi Ne Dekh Liya or
Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh aya


Girl:Tum Hafte Mei Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?
Boy:Hafte Me Nahi
Din Me 30 Se 40 Bar
Girl:Kya,Tum Pagal Ho?
Boy:Nahi re
Me Hajam hu.


Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children
Conductor: yes only if they are above 8
Sardar: Thank god I have only 6 children..