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GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty,
LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy,
WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health.

Yeh pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.

Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
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Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu…

Advantages of a House Wife:

1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week
2. No TIP n Cooking n Serving charges per meal
3. House hold safety n No need for servants per month

Conclusion:
U CAN SAVE UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY MONTH IF U OCCUPY A PURE HOUSE WIFE

Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.

Boy:Maa baap

Girl:Yes

Boy:Bhai behan

Girl:Yes

Boy:Khana peena

Girl:Yes

Boy:Star plus

Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar !!

Son: Dad 5+5, how much?

Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.