Funny SMS Jokes, Hindi Funny SMS Jokes, English Funny SMS Jokes

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Call girls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya.

Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata

Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!

Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya
Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time :
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.