April Fool SMS Jokes

U are a... B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*




Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"




SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ...

You are one of the most
CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second,
don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420