Filmi SMS Jokes

Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate
the.

Salman Khan gaya-
Salman gayab,

Aamir
gaya-
Aamir gayab,

MALLIKA SHERAVAT gayi

Bhagwan

aajkal maanav bahut vikas kar raha hai,
baap gabbar ka to
beta dharmendra k role ka abhyas kar raha hai.

1 din hamare padosi film dekhne gaye sholey,ghar aake apni biwi se bole,basanti jara 1 2 thumke hame b dikha de,unka beta b film dekh k aaya tha,usne dharmendra ka role nibhaya aur apni ma ki taraf ungli kar bola,basanti mat nachna is kutte k aange

Gayab!!!