Santabanta SMS Messages

Santa: Yaar, mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai.
kya du?
Banta: Gold Ring de de!!S
anta: Oye koi badi cheej bata yaar!
Banta: To fir MRF ka Tyre de de!




Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death,
Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,
Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.




Aplication by santa:

Dear sir,Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband
in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.

Thank you.





Pappu, while filling up a form:
Dad, what should I write for mothertongue.?
Santa: Very long!




One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, onour Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.