Flirt SMS Messages

SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit


Do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow



kya meri nak tedi hai.
ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?




3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror….
2. Take mirror and just drop it….
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .





I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE (I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.