Fresh Funny SmS Jokes

Can U solve

"Sun + Lion + 1/4 = ?"

Socho

Demagh larao

Phir socho nhi solve howa na

Chalo khair

Ye

Banta hey

After shair Pao

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.......






Sundar Baught A New Mobile

Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai
Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.










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Santa soote waqt
Do glass rakhte hai,
Ek mein paani sur ek
Khaali why?

Socho?
Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti
Hai aur nahi bhi.