Short Text Messages

• Nothing in world with out love.love is everything.

• I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

• The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

• I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

• FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

• Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

• Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

• Never miss a good chance to shut up

• Where there's a will, I want to be in it

• No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

• I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

• Is it time for your medication or mine?

• Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

• Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

• If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

• Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

• Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???

• Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:-> Ans is."ReflEctiOn"

• Good FRIENDS are hard to find,harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

• Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya…Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya

• Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
  maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

• Always forgive your enemies;nothing else annoys them so much.
  Oscar Wilde

• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade… ya phir bus aap pe chade… dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai.

• Main chahoon Tumhe Tum Chaho Kisi Aur ko,Tum Chaho Jise Khuda Kare woh Chahe Kisi Aur ko.

• Zindagi mauhtaj nahi manzilon ki waqt har manzil dikha deta hai,Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.