Story SMS Jokes

• Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

• chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking।Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

• A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

• Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

• an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives।the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too

• Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.

• Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge.

• Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha, aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha, chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein bhi aapka hi KHOON tha.

• A Doctor has come to see a patient. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "doctor" says the men excitedly, "will i be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
  "I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
  "That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before".

• Teacher: You call your mother as mum. What'll you call your mother's younger sister and elder sister?
  Kid: Mini mum and maxi mum!

• Boss:I am giving you driver's job. Starting salary Rs 3000. Is it ok?
  Driver: You are great sir! Starting salary is OK but how much is driving salary?

• Santa gets a cheque and throws it on the ground. Can you guess why?
  To see whether it will bounce or not!

• A man looked in the mirror and said : seems i have seen him somewhere.
  
  Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same idiot who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.

• What's an adult joke?
  Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.