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EmOtiOnAL cOmEdy
DiLkO pAtA tha wO jArur AyEgi
DiLko pAtA tha wO jArur AyEgi
PAr kAbi sOchA nA thA ki
SurPrisE mE wO ApnE pAti kO B 7 LAyEg



Que."Naari"ka matlab kya hai?
Ans.Naari ka matlab hai ShAkTi.
Que.To fir Purush ka Matlab kya hai?
Ans."Sehan Shakti".
Hi Frndz! Njoy!



Teacher:Acha insan wo hi hai wo dusro k kaam aye.
P@ppu:Par madam exam mein na aap humare kaam aati hai,
aur na hi kisi aur ko aane deti Ho..



Boy:Oh God,giv me a bag
full of money,
a job,
1big vehicle &many
girls!
GOD: Ur wish is
fulfilled & he became
"A BUS CONDUCTOR"



Santa Ki Patni Santa Se Boli:=Aap Hazaro Me 1 Ho*
"Santa Ne 1Thappd Mara Or Puchha"
Baki 999 Koun He?



Mom:Y did u get low marks on that test?
Son:Because of absence.
Mom:U werabsemt tht day?
Son:No,but the kid who sits nxt to me was absent


Interviewer:Wats d relation btwn Earth n Moon?
Sardar:Brother-Sister
Interviewer:How
Sar:V call Earth
Dharti Maata n
Moon Chanda Mama.!


Judge-Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara.
Woman- Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,
mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he