Sardar SMS Messages

>> Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.


Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….


Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!

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