My New Year RESOLUTIONs

There have been
Numerous Occasions
over the past year,
when I Disturbed you
and made a general Nuisance of myself.
Useless Messages at
all Odd Hours of the
day and night.
Boring SMSs,
Stupid Riddles,
Stolen Puzzles,
Humourless Jokes, Inconsequential Health Tips, Irrelevant Information
and Many More.!
Therefore,
My New Year RESOLUTION
This Year is

‘TO DO MUCH MORE
OF THE SAME.’

Happy New Year.