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Amara Putra SENSEX
Ane Putri NIFTY amara
kahya ma nathi too
temni sathe levad devad karvi nahi
BSE (Father)
&
NSE(Mother)
D't Go 4 Easy Money...





BSE = Bombay Se Exit
NSE = Nation Se Exit
F/O = Future Over
NIFTY = No Income For This Year
FII = Fraudulent International Investor
PE = Plunge Endless
EBITDA = Exit Before It Tumbule Down Again
HNI = Has No Idea
PMS = Pre-Meditated Scam
SIP = Suicide by Investing Patiently
CORRECTION = The Next Day After You Bought Shares MOMENTUM
BUYING = The Fine Art Of Buying High And Selling
Low VALUE BUYING = The Fine Art Of Buying Low And Selling Even Low




AA Diwali Ma Boot, Moja, underwear, Pent Shirt ne badle
1 DLF, 2 ISPAT, 1 RPL, 1 WIPRO, 1 LARSON buy karo
3 varsh ma kapda to fati jase pan tyar bad
share bazar fate tyare jalsa jalsa karo...
Happy Diwali!





How To Make ONE MILLION In The Stock Market….??
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Simple
Start With TWO MILLION then WAIT & Watch!

Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,..

market mein teji yaa Mandi Karde.

Bahut debit Sahe Hai Maine .

Koi Credit Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.

Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai teji se Duur Rehna,

Mandi Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.

Jitna niche Chala Gaya senxex ,

Use Utna uppar Karde.

Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Credit,

To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur

MARKET FANAA Kar de