Fat People SMS Jokes

A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches herand says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?"The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?""We'll you see," says the lifeguard, "It's getting prettylate, and the tide wants to come in!"

Hey my friend, You are so much fat that when the family has their picture taken, you’re the background

Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.”Fat girlDoctor: “Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”Lady: “Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car

One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.