Beggar SMS,Beggar SMS Jokes

Bhikhari= 50paise dedo,
mene 3 din se kuch nai khaya hai..
Kanjus= Me 10 rupye dunga pehle ye bata
50ps me khana kaha milta hai..???..




Arz kiya hai
Jis tarah 1 machhar
marne se tum shikari nahin
bunoge
Theek usi tarah
2-4 SMS karne se
tum bikhari nahi bunoge




A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…