Animal SMS Joke,Animal SMS Messages
>> Friday, January 9, 2009
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
A man asks a fat man in a train: Is dis cabin 4 elephants only!!!!
Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkies like u can also sit here
HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAI
AAP SE MILNA CHAHTE HAI
PAR YE LOG BAHUT ZALIM HAI
MUJHE AAP SE MILNE NAHI DETE
KEHTAY HAI "ZOO BANDH HAI, KAL ANA"
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana,
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausm Hua Suhana,
BANDAR Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Hai Kya EDUCATED Hua Zaman
Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasand Karoge ?
Santa : "A Cockroach"
Banta: Why?
Santa: Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Ha
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