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If DHONI And SANIA Marry,
What Will Be Their Son’s Name? ?
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.So Simple Yaar ' DHANIYA






Q: Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman & Kumble married divorced woman?

Ans: Its because:
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.Batsman Love LOOSE BALLS &

Spinners Love USED BALL





Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
Student: Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told 'beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar'







Agar 'Bruce Lee' Galiyon Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghoomta To Log Usey Kia Kehte … ?
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“Mawa Lee” …






Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office.

Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai.

Officer- Sorry Madam Hum

Public Property Per Insurance Nahi Karte.