Santa & Banta SMS Jokes

Santa : Yaar Banta ! Tujhe Pata Hai, Kal Raat Mere Saath Kya Hua ? Kal Jab Raat Ko Main Akela Sunsaan Raste Se Ghar Ja Raha Tha, To Do Aadmiyo Ne Chaaku Dikha Ke Mujhe Loot Liya. Pehle To Unhone Mujhe Daraaya, Phir Dhamkaaya Aur Mera Purse, Meri Chain, Meri Ghadi Sab Lekar Champat Ho Gaye.

Banta : Ye To Bahot Bura Hua !!! Lekin Tum Apne Saath Hamesha Pistol Bhi To Rakhte Ho Na ??

Santa : Haan, Ussey Main Apne Pair Ke Socks Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhta Hu. Shukra Hai Bhagwaan Ka, Un Logo Ki Nazar Meri Pistol Par Nahi Padi.