When someone hurts u

>> Thursday, October 29, 2009

When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones

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So I’ll propose on Halloween

Just like a ghost,
you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy
with a spooky little girl like you

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make me a child again

Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!

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MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS

>> Friday, October 23, 2009

MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS
GREAT MIND DISCUSS MATTER
GREATER MIND DISCUSS HAPPENINGS
GREATEST MIND ACT IN SILENCE

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Diwali SMS / SMS / Text SMS

>> Sunday, October 11, 2009

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness’ claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.

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Santa Banta SMS

Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?
Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1
Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

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Santa Banta Messages

Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai...

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A Girl is giving directions

>> Wednesday, October 7, 2009

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.


She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"


The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?"

"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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LOVE IS LIFE

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Diwali TEXT SMS

>> Saturday, October 3, 2009

Diwali is here & atmosphere is filled with d spirit of mirth & love,
here's hoping this festival of beauty brings ur way, bright sparkles of contentment.

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Diwali SMS Messages

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
Happy Diwali.

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Diwali SMS Joke

A warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and
bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

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