Boss SMS Jokes, Boss SMS Messages

Employee:Boss aap shaadi-shuda logo ko hi naukri kyon dete ho?
Boss:kyonki unhe pehle se hi gaaliya khane ki aadat hoti hai.




Sir:Tom,Wht wud happen if there is a 3rd World War?

Tom:Tht wud be Terrible!

Sir:Y?

Tom:There vl be Another Chapter in our History
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Question: Define a boss?

Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month . . . . .
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Bollywood SMS Jokes, Bollywood SMS Messages

Karan Johar ka kamal to dekho:
K3G: luv ur parents
KAL HO NA HO: luv ur neighbours
KANK: luv other's wife
and now
DOSTANA: luv d same gender




Gud mng in

PARESH RAWAL style:
"Utha le re deva utha le
eeee'
"Mere ko nahi re baba mere dost ko"
'hee'
"Duniya se nahi re deva, NEEND se,"






Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya.

Friend asked:Why u r so much angry?

Sardar:Saala poori film me Basanti dikhi nahi





Pyar to Bahana hai
Aankhe Mile Na Mile Lips ko Milana hai
Ye Style He sab Aashiqo ka Kyoki
Raj Kapoor ka nai
IMRAAN HASHMI ka Zamana Hai





Q: AGAR SALMAN KHAN AUR MALLIKA SHERWAT KI SHAADI HO JAYE TO KYA HOGA?
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ANS: UNKA LAUNDRY KA BILL BAHUT KAM AYEGA.
Usko kehte hai Bollywood SMS

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Girlfriend SMS Jokes, Girlfriend SMs Messages

Boy: mein 18 year ka hu aur tum?

Girl: mein bhi 18 year ki hu

Boy: to phir chale?

Girl: kaha?
?

Boy: Dalne.....


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Girl: Main tumhare liye sb kuch chhod dungi
Boy: Parents
Girl: yes
Boy: friends
Girl: yes
Boy: Star Plus?
Girl: Muh sambhal k bat kar KUTTE.

2 sardar sending sms their GF

1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?

2nd:no

1st:Why?

2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to?

GirlFriend R Like Internet Virus
She Enter In Ur Life
-Scan Ur Pocket
-Edit Ur Mind
-Download Her Problems
-Delete Ur Smile & HANG Ur Life

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Love and Good Wishes Merry Christmas SMS Jokes

Best Merry Christmas SMS Wishes Messages - Happy Xmas SMS GreetingsChristmas is an ideal time to expressLove and good wishes for those we care!!Here is my wish for you on ChristmasMay you have the best of Christmas this year and all your dreams come true.Merry Christmas

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Wife SMS Jokes, Wife SMS Messages, Wife SMS collection

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- a
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)




Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?




Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta




How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?




Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!






Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai





Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain..




Dosti Karo College wali se,
Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se,
……..aur maar khao ger wali se…

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