Sardar SMS / SMS text messages

Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coca-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!

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Angry SMS / SMS Message

Guzara nahi hota
Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::

Sorry there
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Kal ko milne
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

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Happy Weekend SMS

Change Does Not Happen
When Circumstances
IMPROVE,
Change HAPPENS When
YOU DECIDE to Improve
Your Circumstances.!.
Have a Nice Day
and a Happy Weekend.

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Sweet SMS Jokes

Forward this msg to 10 people &
U will get…

NOTHING..

Its true.. its really working..! Even i didn’t get anything!

Except a smile on ur FACE..!
GN

UKG Son to his Mom
Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS

A company held
a Contest for kids
with the theme :
“The most Nice thing
My Father Ever Did For Me.”
One kid answered,
“He Married My Mom.”
Cho Chweet..!

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If you love someone

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

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THE NEW VERSIONS…. .

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

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Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
Don’t worry, she will come back.

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Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

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Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *

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Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

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Finance expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

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