Miss You SMS Jokes, Miss You text SMS

Bathmeez
Chaddar Ki Kameez,
Lohe Ka Paijama,
Bandar Tera Mama,
Billi Teri Mausi,
Kutte Mera Yaar,
Aam Ka Aachar,
Miss U Mere Yaar



Ths msg is from HUm 2 Tum
That HUM is Missing TUM vry much n
Widout Tm Hum is vry Lonely
So TUM never go Far frm HUM otherwise
HUM will mis TUM a l0t.




Will u smile if I ask u to?
Will u come if I call u?
Will u understand if i m unable to express?
Will u add a "TOO" if i say I MISS U?



-=Rules Of Life=-
Assume Nothing
Xpect Little
Do More
Demand Less
Smile Often
Dream Big
Laugh a Lot
Pray Always
Cry Once
For Missing Me Everyday





At Age Of 3 V Started Study
Wid Tear & Age 23 V Will Finish Study
Wid Tear.
1st Tear Was Water &
2nd Wud B
Fear Of Missing
Dear Ones
Forever (,")

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Exam SMS / SMS Jokes

Hum jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu

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Friendship sms / sms jokes

HAR NAI CHEEZ, ACHI HOTI HAY...

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MAGAR DOST PURANA HI ACHA HOTA HAY...!



The Sweetest Souls

Who LOVE,
CHERISH,
INSPIRE
&
PROTECT The ANGEL
In You
Are Your
GUARDIAN ANGELS...

They Are Your
FRIENS & FAMILY (=

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Insult SMS / SMS JOKES

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that's when U realize

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U've been listening 2
Ur iPod !!

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Sardar SMS Messages

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!

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