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Have a Nice Day!

Har rang aap pe barse,
koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse;
Rang de aapko sab itna,
Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse.
Wishing U a very Happy N Colorfull Holi!

Dil karta hai,
ApkeSang
Gauan
Jhumu
Nachu
Khelu
Kudoo
Jasn manaoo
Lekin
Pahle
Apko
Rang to
Laga loo
Happy Holi!

Holi Ka Gulal Ho,
Rango Ki Bahar Ho,
Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho,
Ek Baat Khas Ho,
Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho,
Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho,
Wish U Happy Holi!

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak!

Makki ki Roti,
Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne,
Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi,
Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko,
HOLI ka Tyohar

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi
Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi!

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai Happy N Colorfull Holi!

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,(
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.


Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,(
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari

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Short Text Messages

• Nothing in world with out love.love is everything.

• I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

• The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

• I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

• FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

• Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

• Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

• Never miss a good chance to shut up

• Where there's a will, I want to be in it

• No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

• I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

• Is it time for your medication or mine?

• Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

• Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

• If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

• Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

• Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???

• Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:-> Ans is."ReflEctiOn"

• Good FRIENDS are hard to find,harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

• Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya…Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya

• Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
  maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

• Always forgive your enemies;nothing else annoys them so much.
  Oscar Wilde

• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade… ya phir bus aap pe chade… dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai.

• Main chahoon Tumhe Tum Chaho Kisi Aur ko,Tum Chaho Jise Khuda Kare woh Chahe Kisi Aur ko.

• Zindagi mauhtaj nahi manzilon ki waqt har manzil dikha deta hai,Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.

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Fresh Funny SmS Jokes

Can U solve

"Sun + Lion + 1/4 = ?"

Socho

Demagh larao

Phir socho nhi solve howa na

Chalo khair

Ye

Banta hey

After shair Pao

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.......






Sundar Baught A New Mobile

Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai
Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.










Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…






Santa soote waqt
Do glass rakhte hai,
Ek mein paani sur ek
Khaali why?

Socho?
Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti
Hai aur nahi bhi.

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Really Funny Jokes

• Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
  2nd Child: Why are you crying?
  
  1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
  
  2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
  
  1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
  
  At this, the second one started crying profusely.
  
  The first one was astonished.
  
  1st Child: Why are you crying now?
  
  2nd Child: I came for a urine test !

• Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?"
  Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,"It was just like the advertisement of British airways"
  Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi : 7 days a week , twice a day , both ways.

• Santa sardar and banta sardar was talking two each other. Santa sardar asks banta sardar - What is diffrence between
  1. Girlfriend
  2. Lover
  3. Wife
  4. Stepny
  
  Banta sardar said that the answer is very very simple
  1. Prepaid
  2. Lifetime
  3. Postpaid
  4. Coinbooth

• Ek baar ek aadmi ke paas ek haathi hota hai. Wo haathi kuch bhi nahi bolta. Haathi kaa malik pareshan ho jata ki yeh haathi kkuch bolta kyo nahi. Haathi ka malik bahut koshish karta hai par haathi phir nhi kuck mahi bolta.
  Ab haathi ka malik ek Competetion rakhta hai ki jo bhi is haathi ke muh se awaaz nikal wayega, use ek lakh rupees ka inaam diya jayega. Bahut log koshish karte hai, par koi bhi haathi ke muh se awaaz nahi nikal wa pata.
  Itne me Santa sardar waha pahuch jata hai. Woh haathi ke peeche jata hai, uski pooch uthata hai aur uska land pakad ke jor se daba deta hai aur tab haathi jor se cheekh marta hai. Santa sardar 1 lakh ka inaam leke waha se chal deta hai.
  Kuch mahino baad haathi ka malik phir ek pratiyogita rakhta hai ki jo bhi haathi ke muh se ha aur na ki awaaz nikalwayega, use 2 lakh ka inaam diya jayega. Sab log koshish karte hai, par koi bhi haarthi ke meu se ha aur na nahi nikal pata.
  Itne me phir se waha santa sardar pahuch jata hai. Wo haathi ke muh ke saamne jata hai aur kehta hai:
  Santa sardar : Pehchadayee merte (Did you recognise me)
  Haathi : Haaaaaa
  Santa Sardar : Waiyaa Pichhe (Should i go your backside)
  Haathi : Naaaaaaa
  Santa sardar 2 lakh rupees leke chala jata hai.

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Managment SMS Messages

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich.
“Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing… ”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.
“Marry him.” -That’s Advertising. ..”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.
“Marry me - That’s Telemarketing. ..”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)”Marry Me?” -
That’s Public Relations… ”

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:”You are very rich!
“Can you marry ! me?” - That’s Brand Recognition. ..”

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - “That’s Customer Feedback…”

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she
introduces you to her husband. - “That’s demand and supply gap…”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party
. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she
goes with him - “That’s competition eating into your market share…”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your
wife arrives. - “That’s restriction for entering new markets

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