Story SMS Jokes

• Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

• chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking।Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

• A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

• Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

• an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives।the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too

• Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.

• Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge.

• Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha, aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha, chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein bhi aapka hi KHOON tha.

• A Doctor has come to see a patient. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "doctor" says the men excitedly, "will i be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
  "I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
  "That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before".

• Teacher: You call your mother as mum. What'll you call your mother's younger sister and elder sister?
  Kid: Mini mum and maxi mum!

• Boss:I am giving you driver's job. Starting salary Rs 3000. Is it ok?
  Driver: You are great sir! Starting salary is OK but how much is driving salary?

• Santa gets a cheque and throws it on the ground. Can you guess why?
  To see whether it will bounce or not!

• A man looked in the mirror and said : seems i have seen him somewhere.
  
  Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same idiot who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.

• What's an adult joke?
  Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.

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Valentine Day SMS, Valentine Day SMS Jokes, Valentine Day SMS Message

...........TO MY...................
.........VALENTINE...............
....I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY.....
......OUR LOVE IS A DEEP.........
........AS THE ACEAN.............
....AS HIGH AS THE STARS........
.............AND.................
,,,,,,,,,AS SPECIAL,,,,,,,,,,,,
.,.,.,.,.AS THE SKY.,.,.,.,.,..




THERES,S SO SOMETHING
ABOUT
VALENTINE;S DAY
THAT REALLY
TURNS ME ON ..............
YOU......YOU....YOU.....
I LOVE YOU ON VALLENTINES DAY
WITH ALL MY HEART...........





BE MINE VALLENTINE
I AM SENDING YOU THIS
VALENTINE WISH
WITH HUGS AND KISSESS ,TOO ;
CAUSE THERE,S A PLACE
HERE IN MY NEART THAT,S
MAD FOR ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!





If there were no words
No way to speak
I would still here you
If there were no tears
No it to feel inside
I would still feel for you
And even if the sun refuse to shine
Even if all ends ran out Love
I would still have you here
Until the end of time
All I need is you my VALENTINE.




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---;-<@
---;-<@
Roses exclusively from a nice person...
"U"
From a simple person...
"ME"
Keep roses until they dry...
Keep my relation until I die...
Happy Valentine's Day !





IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE,
IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE,
REMEMBER ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"

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Send ME SMS Jokes

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

Besharmo ki tarah

msg PADHTE rho,

Jab sharm aa jaye

to ek msg Kr dena

.O.K





Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar lo,

Is PaTHar DiL ko thora sa NaRaM kar lo,

Tumharey hotey huwey InBoX khali hai,

Thori si to Dear sHaRaM kar lo.






Acha Bhala Friend Tha
”’
.(’.').
‘< )|(>‘
_/’\_

Mene!!!!!!!

< ')|('> Gardan…
._/’\_. Ura di salay ki

SMS nhi krta
tha..
HuN!!!!!!!







Hello: itna sannata kyun hai?

Kitni der se sms ki ghanti nai baji?

Kia yeh sare network fuse hogaye?

Ya mujhe chahne waley kanjoos hogaye? :-)






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”””””””””
Acha Hai..??

To Rakh Lo..

Main Aur Le Loon Ga,

Paisay Na Dena..

Waisy Iss Ki Qeemat 10 SMS Lag Chuki Hai,

Aagay Aap Ki Marzi..!! ;-)





SmS RATES…………
Year 2002: Rs 2
Year 2004: Rs 1
Year 2005: Rs 75
Year 2007: Rs 50
Year 2008/09: Free
Ab B SmS Nahi Karoogi To Kia Tab Karoogi
Jab SmS Karne K Pese Milenge…..

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Gujarati SMS Jokes, Gujarati SMS, Gujarati Jokes, Gujarati Quotes, Gujarati SMS Messages

Prem: Dil mate
Dil: Laagni mate
Laagni: Manushya mate
Manushya: Khoosurat Duniya mate
Duniya ni Khoobsurati: A to Mara dost fakt tara ma




Dosti ma jivjo,Dosti ma marjo
Himmat na hoy to Dosti na karjo,
Zindagi nathi amne dosto thi pyari
Dosto mate j 6e jindagi amari.




Tamari sathe maro jug-jug no nato
Haiya ma 6e hajaro mithi vato
Dil ni dhadkn ne Aatur aa ankho
Pu6i rahi 6e Su tame pn mane am j chahso?




Andhari raat ni chaadar sametai ne,
Suraj ni roshni dharti par felai..
Pankhida ni kilkilat sambhdai ne,
Phoolo ni sugandh hawa ma relai




Honth 6e laal ne Gulabi 6e gaal,
Kem 6upavi sakis tu tara dil nu aa haal,
Mane dekhay 6e tuj ma muj nu bhavishya
Tu j 6o mari aaj ne kaal



Chhagan:
Aa hasi-khushi thi bharelu jeevan kevu hoy 6e?
Magan:
Aeva jeevan ni mane kyanthi khabar.
Mara to Lagna j Bachpan ma thai gya 6



Yaado ma tamari aash bani ne aavis,
Dil ma tamara vishwas bani avis
Yaad karjo bus sacha mann thi
Amaas ni rate poonam no chand bani ne avis




Happy Dashera!
VijayaDashmi na pawan tahevare Maa Durga apna jivan ma dukho
no andhkar dur kari sukh no suryaprakash relave aevi subhkamna



Meena: Te kem tari kaamwali ni kadhi muki?
te to bahu sari hati.
Tina: Aetle j kadhi muki,kem k te mara pati ne pan bahu j sari lagti hati.




Hu Jagto rahyo aakhi raat,
Pan kahi na sakyo mara dil ni vaat,
Aankho ma hata aasha bharya sapna,
Pan aavi na nindar ne viti gai raat.




Prem.. Prem.. Prem.. ma
Aa padya chhe badha prem ma,
Pela m ke chhe ke "Sundar" maja no khado
Pachhi thi paade badha moti raado.




Aaje kamal eni nigaho kari gayi
Unchu pranay nu star hatu,nichu kari gayi
Aankho ma ras hato te,
Aankh Ma Aankh malavi hriday ma bhari gayi.




Kaink lakhvanu mann thay ne haath na upde
Ae munjhvan 6e mane....
Koi na sapna jova hoy ne nindar na aave
HuMDuM Ae rog 6e mane




Kasuye mann nu dharyu bane 6e j kya?
Mane swapna ma tu male j 6e kya?
Nadee k sarowar vahe 6e j kya?
Have zanzva 6etre 6e j kya?
=HuMDuM=

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Smile SMS Message, Smile SMS Jokes, SMS Smile

Ting tong

open the door!

kaun??

hum..

hum kaun?

hum SMS!!

kya chaahiye?

“AAP KE CHEHRE PAR EK PYAARI si SMILE

Your friendship is like Paktel,
DIL TO AIK HAY
Your sincerity is like Telenor,
CHAHO KUCH BARH K
Your love is like Haleeb,
GARHA JO HAY
Your smile is like twist,
HILA K RAKH DAY
Your voice is like Nokia,
CONNECTING PEOPLE
Your style like ufone,
TUM HI TO HO
Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,
AUR SUNAO
My response like Warid,
WE CARE

Ur Life Shud Be 654321
6-Digit Salary
5-Bedroom Apartment
4-Wheel Drive
3-Servants
2-Cute Children
1-One Sweetheart
Keey smile

HUM AAP K ACCOUNT ME ADD KARTE HAIN!!!,
“DIL“
“JAAN“
“MOHABBAT“
“KHUSHI“
“HANSI“
JIS KA PIN CODE HAI???
AAP KI MUSKURAHAT……





The very best medicine that nature has given to the human
to refresh the body and mind is
SMILE
so take this medicine regularly at the right time :-)





Only Eyes Speak The Truth,
Neither Mirror Nor The Lips..
The Person Who Cares 4 You,
Can See The Pain In Ur Eyes,
While Every One Else..
Still Believes In Ur Smile..!!




Hey!! Genius..!!
Yes You…!!
U R SmiLing..
Bcoze i CaLL u Genius..
Aah!! Sometimes We have to Lie Just
To See Ur Sweet SmiLe..
Keep SmiLing..





Smile is a bird
Who flies Frm
face to face..
May ur lips
Give it a better nest
so that..
It may stay there
Forever
and
Ever
So..
“keep SMILING





Smile Is The Electricity
& Life Is A Battery. . .
Whenever U Smile, The Battery Gets Charged & a Beautiful Day Is Activated
So Keep Smiling
Forever & Forever





Beauty

Is

Power

A

Smile Is

Its Sword

Keep SmiLing

GoodMorning






Only 2 persons r very happy in dis world,
1 is MAD & another is CHILD.
Be a MAD to achieve wt you desire
and be a CHILD to spread smile on faces.

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