Faraz SMS Joke, Faraz SMS Message

Faraz In A Doctor Mood:
Tamam Dwaiyan Bachon Ki Pohnch Se Door Rakhen FARAZ,
abiat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujooh Karen..!!




Apne Chaman Se Cigrette La Sako To Lao FARAZ,
Mere Ghar Ke Raaste Main Koi KHOKHA Nahi Hai…




Hum apni rooh tere jism mein he chhor aye Faraz….
Tujhy galay se lagana tu ek bahana tha…




Woh Chor Gaya Par Yaad To Karta Hoga Mujhe FARAZ,
Kyun Ke… Main Ne Us Ke 100 Rupees Dene Thay…




Kitni Baar Usay Kaha,
Ke Main Aisa Banda Nahi FARAZ,
Phir Bhi Zid Pe Arri Hai Aur Kehti Hai,
Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me.





Main Chalte Chalte Thak Sa Gaya Hoon Faraz.
Koi Tou Ho Jo Mujhe “DEW” Pila Dey.




Mere DiL Ke Bavarchi Khane Main,
Teri Yaad Ka Choola Jalta Hai FARZANA,
Tere Ishq Main Chaawal Pakte Hain,
Mera Roz Pateela Jalta Hai . .





FARAZ Ne Farmaya:
Student Ki Bhi Kya Life Hoti Hai,
Wah Wah
Student Ki Bhi Kya Life Hoti Hai,
Wah Jee Wah
Na Husband Hota Hai Na Wife Hoti Hai..






Pappu Beshak Tera Behnoi Ho FARAZ…
Wah Wah
But Pappu Can’t Dance Sala
Wah Wah Wah

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Picture SMS, Picture SMS Message, Picture SMS Jokes

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These r the FlOwErS

Which i SEND u

To

U

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Y
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U

(((((( ))))))
(((( ö) (ö ))))
(((((; < ._.> ;)))))
(((((( __, ))))))

Dont u ever send me your picture again!
u scared me to death!

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(’v') < ' )
(( )) (( ))
>-*-*—-**–

“1 kaAm karun?”

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( ‘< <' )
(( )) (( ))
>*-*—**–

“h0nt paR”

“I kiSs You”

(”)….(”)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
(””’)-(””’)
I Lov You

Teddy se bol raha tha…..




L
O
V
E

Y
O
U

.-..-. /),/) .-..-.
“-.-” ( ‘;’ ) “-.-”
.-..-. c(..c) .-..-.
“-.-” 00 “-.-”





( ö, ) ( “, )
(”)(”) (”)(”)

The nicest place
in the ‘world’

is right beside someone like u.





.–,!”"”"”"”"”"”"!
/ - ,! Yaadein ! !
“-O-’”"”‘”"”O’O”-”

Pura truck Yaadon sé Full karké Bhej Raha hoon ..

Phir kehna mat ki Yaad Nahi karta !!




Acha Bhala Friend Tha
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.(’.').
‘< )|(>‘
_/’\_

Mene!!!!!!!

< ')|('> Gardan…
._/’\_. Ura di salay ki

SMS nhi krta
tha..
HuN!!!!!!!





.-. .-.-. .-.
! ” ! ” !
“-..-”‘-..-” MY
SWEETO
.-””-.,.-””-.
! I MISS !
“. YOU .”




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00:02
00:01
00:00
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GooD MoRnInG *
HaVe a NiCe Day!

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Friends Teasing SMS Jokes, Friends Teasing SMS Messages, Friends Teasing Joke

newsmsAp ki 5 khobian…

1..

2..

3..

4..

5..

Zindagi mein koe acha kaam kia hota to aaj ye jaga khali na hoti….1:-@





Kash Tum Waaday Nibha Jatey..

Kisi Surat DiL Mera Behla Jatey..

Agar “Cornetto” Ke Paisy Nahi The To Kya Hua..

5 Rupay Wali “QULFI” Hee Khila Jatey..!!!






Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,

Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,

Tou..

Tou..

Tou..

,,
(“.)
< ) )>
JL

Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??

NIMTO KHUD . . . ! ; )






Kabootar Kay 2 Par

Wah Wah Wah

Kabootar Kay 2 Par

Bhaee Wah

Kabootar Kay 2 Par

Zara Si Tawajja Plzz

Ghor Farmaen..

Kabootar Kay 2 Par

:

:

1 Edhar 1 Udhar.. ;-)








What is 143 ??

I Love U..

No

I Hate U..

No

I Miss U..

No

I Wish U..

No

143 Means:

One Hundred & Forty Three..

Math’s Pe Dheyan Do.. :-)





R0se r laal

Sky r neela

ur brain is Like khali Patila

Bura man lia

Ok

R0se r Red

Water is co0l

I m Beautiful

But u r fo0l

Lo0 th0ra 0r bura maäñ Lö






Agar Aap Chahte Hain Ke..

Aap Ka Ghar Paak Ho Jaye,

Ghar Main Farishtay Bhi Ayen,

Ghar Main Barkat Ho,

Koi Pareshani Na Ho,

Tou..

Aap Foran Ghar Se Nikal Jayen..





Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
OR
Kia Nahi
Hoga

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Jokes SMS, Joke SMS, General SMS

Customer: ye cow kitney ki he?
Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he.
Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he?
Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he.
Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye tou saal mai 5 bachey deti he?
Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.




Height Of Hazir Jawabi !
Ek Larka Gadhay Ke Samne Gir Gaya..
Ek Khubsurat Larki Ne Dekha Aur Boli :
Apne Bare Bhai Ke Paon Chu Rahe Ho..??
Larka: Jee Bhabhi.. : )




Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli
“kuch samjhe”?
Sardar: Haan, kameeni.
Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti ha….




Sardar petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
‘Dont Use mobile here’
Sardar G ny mobile nikala or har dost phone kar k kaha
‘Dont Call Me Now!




Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

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:

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Wrong Number.. :-(





hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
socho??
?
?
nai pata?
???
?
?
uff
kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon

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Office SMS Jokes, Office SMS Joke, Joke of Office

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2. Construction manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

3. Controls manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).

4. Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

5. Instrument engineer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

6. Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby’s sex is
wrong.

7. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

8. Structural Engineering is still figuring out how to produce a baby.

9. Procurement buys condoms by mistake.

10. Planning Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
11. Doc Control Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

12. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

13. Piping Designers don’t care…they just want the woman!!

14. Security Manager is a person that creates a policy requiring appropriate firewall, anti-virus and
IDS controls be implemented prior to any new procreation process being initiated in the company.

15. Incident Response Manager is a person that has a highly-trained team of security experts ready to respond to the obvious failure in the Intrusion Prevention System when the baby is discovered.

16. DR/BCP Manager is a person who has another man and woman ready at a site at least 100 Km away in case some natural disaster interrupts the primary couple’s baby-making process.

17. Helpdesk Manager is a person who, after ensuring the call was redirected at least three times and the couple put on hold for at least a fortnight, finally allows the call to be escalated to him/her and suggests the couple stop lovemaking as they obviously did not follow the instructions which clearly told them how to avoid creating a baby in the first place. He/she also notes that since the baby is now over two weeks old, it is out of warranty and cannot be returned.

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