it is not able to share’s its FEELINGS…,
>> Tuesday, December 15, 2009
A HEART die’s when
it is not able to share’s its FEELINGS…,
But a HEART Kills itself when
another Heart does not Understands its Feelings.
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A HEART die’s when
it is not able to share’s its FEELINGS…,
But a HEART Kills itself when
another Heart does not Understands its Feelings.
Unredtsanding btewene ecah ohter
is rael fierndsihp eevn
we hvae so mnay msitkase lkie htis msseaeg,
btu i konw u cna raed wtihotu erorr.
That’s friendship.:)
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE
Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST
Hope you will all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Devdoot banke koi aayega
Saari tammanaye tumhari poori kar jayega
Christmas k iss khush din pe
Dher sare tohfe aur khushiyan de jayega..
Christmas mubarak !
Wish you Great JAN,
Lovable FEB,
Amazing MAR,
Foolish APR,
Pleasant MAY,
Booming JUN,
Superb JUL,
Free AUG,
Tastiest SEP,
Chill OCT,
Beautiful NOV,
Happiest DEC.
Happy New Year 2010.
Be thankful for your mistakes.
They will teach you valuable lessons.
Be thankful when you’re tired and weary,
Because it means you’ve made a difference.”
So, KEEP SMILING and have a peaceful mind for the day!!!
On this cold cold night,
in My small small ROOm,
I Look At The Bright Bright StArS
iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy &
DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe
on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe!
GoodNighT!
Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
So
B strong in your Relations.
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don’t u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He’s the only 1 who earns!
Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
Shakespare says
There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful
One is when ur love loves you & doesn’t tell u…
Second when ur love doesn’t love u and tells u.
Happiness cannot be found
when you seek it for yourself
but when you give it to others,
it will find it’s way back to you
that’s the mystery of happiness
it grows when shared.
“I studied everything but never topped,
But today the toppers of
the best universities are my employees” (Bill Gates)
Be creative
Everyone has a BEST FRIEND
during each stage of life,
But Only lucky ones have
the same friend in all stages of life
Care for the one who shares with u,
share with the one who knows u,
know the one who MISSES u,
MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u,
Wish u all the Best
Teacher:zinda rehnay k lia kia chiz zaroori ha?
Student:
zinda rehnay k liye teri kasam..
Aik mulakaat zaroori ha sanam!!
No one can go back and;
make a new beginning,
but anyone can start from now and
make a happy ending!
Hope u’ll have a day that starts right and
ends Happy!
When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones
Just like a ghost,
you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy
with a spooky little girl like you
Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!
MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS
GREAT MIND DISCUSS MATTER
GREATER MIND DISCUSS HAPPENINGS
GREATEST MIND ACT IN SILENCE
As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness’ claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.
Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?
Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1
Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai
Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai...
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"
The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?"
"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Diwali is here & atmosphere is filled with d spirit of mirth & love,
here's hoping this festival of beauty brings ur way, bright sparkles of contentment.
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
Happy Diwali.
A warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and
bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.
As the cresent moon is sighted…
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
Celibrate The Victory Of The
Force Of Good Over Evil.
Lets Celibrate An Auspicious Day
To Begin New Thing In Life.
Happy Dussera.
May This Dasara,
Light Up For You.
The Hopes Of Happy Times,
And Dreams For A Year Full Of Smiles!
Wish You Happy Dasara.
As the candlelight flame
Ur life may always be happy,
As the mountain high
U move without shy,
As sunshine creates morning glory
fragrance fills years as Flory,
All darkness is far away
As light is on its way.
Wishing U all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami.
This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune
As long as Ganeshji’s trunk,
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,
Happiness as sweet as his ladoos
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune
And Long lasting happiness for you!
Durga Puja Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Ma Durga ka….
Is Durga puja Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par Maa Durga ka Aagman ho…
Happy Durga puja
Let The Joy Of Festivity
Embrace You & Your Loved Ones
On The Occassion Of Dussehra This Year!
Very Very Happy Dussehra
To You & Your Family
This Navratri, May You Be Blessed With Good Fortune
As Long As Ganeshji’s Trunk
Wealth And Prosperity As Big As His Stomach
Happiness As Sweet As His Ladoos
And May Your Trouble Be As Small As His Mouse
Happy Navratri
May This Dasara
Light Up For You
The Hopes Of Happy Times
And Dreams For A Year Full Of Smiles!
Wish You Happy Dasara
Friendship is like a garden.
It’s beautiful when watered with luv, hugs,
tears & cheers but dries up
if left untouched so always keep in touch
A friend is sweet when its new.
But it is sweeter when its true,
But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.
Friendship is like a tree,
It is not measured on how tall it could be,
But is on how deep,
The roots have grown.
Every garden must have a rose,
Every sweet face must have a smile,
Every grass must have a dew,
Every good person must have a friend like u.
When U win,
I will proudly tell the world Hey!
That’s my friend
But when U lose,
I Will sit by Ur side, hold Ur hand and say, hey Im Ur friend .
Zindagi har pal khaas nahi hoti,
Phoolon ke khusbu hamesha paas nahi hoti,
Milna hamare taqdeer mein likha tha,
Warna itni pyaari dosti hamare itefaq nahi hoti
Dooriyon se farq nahi padta,
Baat to dilon ke nazdikiyon se hoti hai,
Dosti aap jaise kuch khaas logon se hoti hai,
Varna mulakat to roz na jaane kitne logon se hoti hai.
The times we shared is like shooting star
The time is short but really beautiful moments
Forever engraved in our hearts
Friends forever!!!
Teri dosti mein nasha hai,
Tabhi toh duniya hamse khafa hai,
Na karo humse itni mohabbat dost,
Ki dil hi puchhe dhadkan kaha hai.
Muskurana hi Khushi nahi hoti,
Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud se bhi zyada khayal rakhna padta hai dosto ka,
Kyoki Dost kehna hi Dosti nahi hoti
1.Insan apni toheen maaf kr sakta hai, bhool nahi sakta
2. Jis se mohabbat ki jaye us se Muqabla nahi kya jata
3. Kabhi na girna kamaal nahi
Bal k gir k sambhal jana kamaal hai
4. Kisi ko panay ki tmanna mat kro blke khud
ko is qabil bnao k wo tmhan panay ki tmanna krne lge
1
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.
2
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass
3
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
4
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i…
i rather look at the moon again
5
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
Santa : Yaar Banta ! Tujhe Pata Hai, Kal Raat Mere Saath Kya Hua ? Kal Jab Raat Ko Main Akela Sunsaan Raste Se Ghar Ja Raha Tha, To Do Aadmiyo Ne Chaaku Dikha Ke Mujhe Loot Liya. Pehle To Unhone Mujhe Daraaya, Phir Dhamkaaya Aur Mera Purse, Meri Chain, Meri Ghadi Sab Lekar Champat Ho Gaye.
Banta : Ye To Bahot Bura Hua !!! Lekin Tum Apne Saath Hamesha Pistol Bhi To Rakhte Ho Na ??
Santa : Haan, Ussey Main Apne Pair Ke Socks Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhta Hu. Shukra Hai Bhagwaan Ka, Un Logo Ki Nazar Meri Pistol Par Nahi Padi.
Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.
Read more...Q: Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
Read more...Santa visits Mysore palace. Guide: Please don’t sit there,
this is Tipu Sultan’s chair.
Santa: Don’t worry, I will get up when he comes.
A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh.
But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.
Rishto ki duniya hain nirali,
Sab rishto se pyari hain dosti hamari
Manjur hain aansu bhi aankho me hamari
Agar aa jaye muskan hotho pe tumhari…
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt,
maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta
tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani" &
For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry For Bante wala soda "You" Cheers !!!
Friends r like street lights along the road.
They don’t make the distance any shorter
but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!
U can buy gifts, but not luv.
U can pretend to smile, but not happy.
U can lie to others, but not to urself.
U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Read more...They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
Read more...They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
Read more...Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
Read more...Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
Read more...Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
Read more...Three things of life that are most valuable -
Love, self-confidence & friends.
Don’t find love, let love find you. That’s why it’s
called falling in love, because you don’t force
yourself to fall, you just fall.
Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.
Do you love me because I am beautiful
or am I beautiful because I am loved?
You came to my life unpredicted
Everything happen next is unexpected
We just ride on the flow
Without knowing, we acted out in the show.
SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Seconds for Introduction,
Minutes for discussion,
Hours for attraction,
Days for construction &
years for relation is
“Friendship”
GOOD NIGHT…
Have a
“salty Dreams”
Because daily sweet is not
Good for U”r health,take care
‘L’:love
‘I’:Incidents
‘F’:Friends
‘E’:Emotions
If ‘F’ miss in life…
Then LIFE Become (LIE)….
So Don’t Forget ur friends……..
Our Friendshp Tree Started Out As A Seed Many Years Ago
And Grew Geniunely With Time.
We Planted The Seeds Of Friendship,
And The Bond Has Become Closer Between Your Seed And Mine.
As Our Friendship Continues To Grow,
I Appreciate Every Ring And Every Leaf On My Tree
That Has Grown Over The Years.
For Every Ring And Leaf Symbolizes A Special Event,
A Laugh, Or Even A Cry.
For You Have Made A Difference In My Life.
The Events We Weather In Life Make Us Who We Are.
And Just As A Tree Grows Roots,
We Grow A Stronger Bond Each And Every Passing Day.
I Want To Thank You For Being My Roots, My Stable Force,
And My Wonderful Friend!
Friends Forever
Pass The “Friendship Tree” To All Your Friends!
Read more... Spelling lesson
Mr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stock in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too…I got stock on the escalator for 3 hrs.
App Kabhi Na Humari Azmaish Ker Sako Gey
Jan Se Bhi Zyada Kia Farmaish Ker Sako Gay
Piyar Kerty Hain Tujhy Itna Jitna Samander Mein Hai Pani
Kia Samander Ke Pani Ki Pamaish Ker Sako Gay’’…!!
Two things never defined in whole life,
1 is LOVE
bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.
2nd Friend
bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai
Pani Puri wale k paas
Apki dosti, apki vafa hi kafi hai.
Tmam umar ye aasra hi kafi hai.
Jab bhi waqt mile muskra kar SMS bhej do.
Khusi ke waste ye silsila hi kafi hai.
There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u My Freind.
It is indeed an achievement not to make 100 friends but to keep 1 friend for 100 years.
Read more...There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u My Freind.
It is indeed an achievement not to make 100 friends but to keep 1 friend for 100 years.
Read more...“Hey, We both are
Great Friends right.?
Have I ever done
anything harmful to you.? Or did I speak something bad about you to others.? Then why the hell
did you do this to me.?
Why didn’t you tell me
that you were going
to leave me Alone.”?- Words spoken by
a person in front of
his Friend’s Dead Body.
*
True Friendship Never Dies.
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid
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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage
Not Kapoor agiain…
Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of
1. Arrogant
2. Sweet
3. Egoistic
4. Lively
5. Playful
6. smart
7. Honest
8. Shy
9. Confident
10.Hyper
Be Honest while you reply. Good Night
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,
THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".
Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Larkion k lips per KISS krne ki waja?
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ye wo wahid triqa hai jis se wo thori
dair k liye khamosh ho jati hain.
Ek Raat Hoi Barsat Bohat.....
Me Roya Sari Raat Bohat.....
Har Ghum Thai Zamaney K Lekin.....
Me Tanha Tha us Raat Bohat.....
Phir Aankh Se Ek Sawan Barsa.....
Jab Seher Hoi Tu Kheyal Aya.....
Wo Badal Kitna Tanha Tha.....
Jo Barsa Sari Raat Bohat...
Aisa Kon Sa Kaam Hai Jis Ke Karne Wale Ko Allah Bohat Pasand Karta Hai,
Magar Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W) Ne Wo Kaam Nahi Kia..??
Ans: Huzoor Pak (S.A.W) Ne Kabhi Aazan Nahi Di Thi Kyun Ke Agar
Aap (S.A.W) Aazan Dete To Kainaat Ki Har Cheez Masjid Main Aa Jati
Aur Nizam-E-Kainaat Tabah Ho Jata.
High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me 'where is GOD', i'll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me'whr GOD is not'i'l reward u
200Rs.
Sardar walking at night:
Samnay Gobar parra tha.
Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola:
Ooohh ye to Gobar hai...
Shukaar hai mera Pair nahi parra.
Pora parhna lazmi hai.
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Barri Meharbani apki. Ab apna kam karen
Why some people don’t wear helmet?
Helmet protects the "BRAIN"
They don’t need protection
Cause
They don’t have any brain
So b street smart
Always wear helmet.
Today Is World Red Rose Night.
If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call
And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend
N See How Many Missed Call U Get
ek buzurg bazar may bethay ro rahe the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hain
unho ne kaha log nafarman ho gaye
hain oper wala tauba qabool karna
chahta hay lekin log tauba nahi kartay..
kuch dino baad wohi buzurg
qabristan may bethe ro rahay the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hay
aap nay kaha yeh qabar may lete hue
log ab tauba karna chahte hain lekin
oper wala ab tauba qabool karna nahi chahta...
I Hope You’re Feeling Better,
I Miss You Every Day.
I’m Always Thinking Of You,
So This Is What I Say,
Get Well Soon!
Every time I say how are you?
my heart says, I care for you..
Every time I ask how have you been?
my heart whispers, I miss you
I wanna hold you close
Under the rain
I wanna kiss your smile
And feel the pain
I know what’s beautiful Looking at you
In a world of lies You are the truth
Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life,
a new friend, a new love, a new country.
Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet,
when absent souls in fancy meet
All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim,
have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high,
one which sometimes seemed impossible.
One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.”
4get d things tht made you sad
&
Remember those tht made you glad,
4get d troubles tht passed away
&
Remember d blessings tht come each day
Friendship is all about 3 things
Winning
Losing n
Sharing
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it. So
i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three? Husband:
4 u and ur parents.
In your arms
Let me be held,
Held captive by your charms,
And let the world behold
How two souls meld,
How they come true ~
The fairytales oft told…
In the way the moon
Disappears in the clouds,
And reappears with a blush,
Let’s disappear in a mist,
Away from the crowds,
In a secretive hush,
And let me return… kissed!
Is this my reality, is this a dream?
I may keep asking myself this.
And pinch my cheeks, softly,
And hold me, and hug me, and kiss.
And I shall know that there is YOU…
And I shall know that dreams come true…
Good Friends are like software.
They enter ur life;
scan ur problems;
edit ur tensions;
download ur solutions;
delete ur worries
and
save u in their heart!
If some one would like to have
a successful life after marriage
so he should implement this formula.
Never break 4 things in life.
1. Promise
2. trust
3. heart
4. relation
It never sounds when it breaks
but pains a lot.
A Boy went to his
Dad’s Friend’s home
late night.
Uncle offered him to
Sleep in Baby’s room.
Boy refused coz the
Baby might Cry at Night
and went to sleep in
the lounge.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful Girl at the breakfast table.,
BOY : Who are you.?
GIRL : I am Baby and
You.??
BOY : I am a Stupid.!!
Read more... ... MaX iNsUlTz ...
* I'd Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!
* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don't Mind & You
Don't Matter ... !!
* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!
* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!
And Now
If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand
And
Place It Over Your
Mouth ...
Because
I m Allergic To Bullshit
Love
Isn't winning someone but loosing
Urself to someone.
When U r LOVED by someone its not
due to the excellence of Ur
mind but due to the purity of Ur heart..
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay
Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn
PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..
Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
-=-Nothing Last Forever-=-
Life is just a game
You hold your own weight
Make your own mistakes
You only get one chance
To show who you are
Live day by day
Year by year
Your heart aches
You don't know who are you
Falling in love hurts
But you can't live with out it
Lay your life down
Give your heart away
Let yourself fall so deep
You give up everything
For ''Trust'' n ''Love''
Nothing Last Forever
Hold on to what you have
Don't let go ...
Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larke Ki Maa
Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coca-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?
Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!
Guzara nahi hota
Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.
Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::
Sorry there
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.
Kal ko milne
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.
Change Does Not Happen
When Circumstances
IMPROVE,
Change HAPPENS When
YOU DECIDE to Improve
Your Circumstances.!.
Have a Nice Day
and a Happy Weekend.
Forward this msg to 10 people &
U will get…
NOTHING..
Its true.. its really working..! Even i didn’t get anything!
Except a smile on ur FACE..!
GN
UKG Son to his Mom
Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS
A company held
a Contest for kids
with the theme :
“The most Nice thing
My Father Ever Did For Me.”
One kid answered,
“He Married My Mom.”
Cho Chweet..!
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
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THE NEW VERSIONS…. .
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Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was
**********
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
Don’t worry, she will come back.
**********
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
**********
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *
**********
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
**********
Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
I am sorry that we lost touch,
and i hope that we can find
the connection we once had
that somehow got left behind
I love u,my darling….
it will always be true
until the end of…..
enternity
I’ll always love u…
very much
miss u….
Beloved friend, I hold you in my heart
In my life you are a precious part
Our friendship is nurtured by love
Sprinkled with grace from God above.
I think of you so often
And always with a smile
I send this note to say hi
Because it has been a while.
I wish happiness for you
And pray everything is fine
Remember my love is a gift
Because you are a friend of mine.
To know you are not forgotten
I send special wishes, too
Please keep in touch with me
I always love hearing from you.
Thinking of you today
and wanted to let you know
how very special you are to me.
Mother is a priceless Gift
that God gave to this
humanity.
She is so unique from
others.
She loves us so much
that we can’t Compare
her with anyone…
She turns her blood
to milk to feed us.
she scarifies her
whole life thinking about
our future.
She makes herself
dirty to keep us cleen.
Above all she never
knows to live for herself
….Saluting the race of
motherhood.
Happy Mother’s Day.!
Long Live Motherhood.
“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
Anti Misba: mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu, kyu k
aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
Sardar: khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do
Sardar:
Kal mera abba kunwain me gir gya
Ur
Zor zor se chekhne lga
Bachao
Bachao
.
.
Major Rohail:
Ab kaisa hy wo?
.
.
Sardar:
Theek he ho ga kyu k kaal se
Koe awaz nhi aye
FuLL FoRm oF bOyS...
B - bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O - oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y - yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S - ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe... ;
H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd
U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy
G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe
S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe'S dAy
I hOpE tHiS
"HUG"
MaKeS uR dAy BrIgHtEr
What is da true meaning of 'Study' ???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning
MISSED CALL Means -
"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice
"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness
F..R..I..E..N..D
*Field of love*
*Root of joy*
*Island of God*
*End of sorrows*
*Name of hope*
*Door of understanding* (=
G: God
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2
M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God
GUD MORNING
Father Means
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?s There
H= He?s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!
L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.
I
ME
MYSELF
YES
ME
I,
TRULY
MADLY
DEEPLY
HOPELESSLY
REALLY
PURELY
HONESTLY
WARMLY
DEARLY
TOTALLY
WANTED TO WISH U!
Good Morning ...o_O
&
Have A Nice Day
There have been
Numerous Occasions
over the past year,
when I Disturbed you
and made a general Nuisance of myself.
Useless Messages at
all Odd Hours of the
day and night.
Boring SMSs,
Stupid Riddles,
Stolen Puzzles,
Humourless Jokes, Inconsequential Health Tips, Irrelevant Information
and Many More.!
Therefore,
My New Year RESOLUTION
This Year is
‘TO DO MUCH MORE
OF THE SAME.’
Happy New Year.
Read more... Love Duznt Belong
To Bodies
It Must Have Affection
But Not Attraction
Belief But No Doubt
Security But Not
Discomfort
Joy But Not Guilty
When i see u
all i think of is
if you r with me
all my sorrows will vanish
i'll live my life haappily
Be bymy side,hold my hand
no matter wat happens
just stand by me
im all alone in this journey
take me along
i'll complete the journey with you
wat do i say?oh life...
you r my life.alway be with me
ever since i've met u
i wonder why i feel
secure only in your arms
i think i know.I am in love
come into my life
lets grow old together
If Software Engineers Produce Films,
How will they Name them.?
7 GB
Hard Disk Colony.
YENAKKU 20 MB
UNAKKU 18 MB.
Pudhukottayil Irundhu
VIRUS
Kaalamellam
Anti VIRUS Vaazhga
VIRUS’ai’
Vettaiyaadi Villaiyaadu.
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”- Coco Chanel
*
he only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.
*
Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. -Victor Hugo
*
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. - T. S. Eliot
*
At fifty you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn’t wiped your memory bank.
*
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
**********
THE NEW VERSIONS…. .
**********
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was
**********
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
Don’t worry, she will come back.
**********
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
**********
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *
**********
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
**********
Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
What is a gay Maharashtrian called? Deccan Queen
What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor? Sadashiv.
Which Maharashtrians wrote the book ‘Apartheid in South Africa?’ Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian? Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don?t u have any job?
Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
.
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.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"IDIOTS" ;->
Bathmeez
Chaddar Ki Kameez,
Lohe Ka Paijama,
Bandar Tera Mama,
Billi Teri Mausi,
Kutte Mera Yaar,
Aam Ka Aachar,
Miss U Mere Yaar
Ths msg is from HUm 2 Tum
That HUM is Missing TUM vry much n
Widout Tm Hum is vry Lonely
So TUM never go Far frm HUM otherwise
HUM will mis TUM a l0t.
Will u smile if I ask u to?
Will u come if I call u?
Will u understand if i m unable to express?
Will u add a "TOO" if i say I MISS U?
-=Rules Of Life=-
Assume Nothing
Xpect Little
Do More
Demand Less
Smile Often
Dream Big
Laugh a Lot
Pray Always
Cry Once
For Missing Me Everyday
At Age Of 3 V Started Study
Wid Tear & Age 23 V Will Finish Study
Wid Tear.
1st Tear Was Water &
2nd Wud B
Fear Of Missing
Dear Ones
Forever (,")
Hum jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu
HAR NAI CHEEZ, ACHI HOTI HAY...
.
.
.
MAGAR DOST PURANA HI ACHA HOTA HAY...!
The Sweetest Souls
Who LOVE,
CHERISH,
INSPIRE
&
PROTECT The ANGEL
In You
Are Your
GUARDIAN ANGELS...
They Are Your
FRIENS & FAMILY (=
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that's when U realize
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
U've been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs
* HAPPY DIWALI *
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwal
_l''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arives, Happiness Is Here.
Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Hey get ready,
my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April.
Surprised?
Stupid,
1st april is April fool,
and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
Sky is in Blue Colour Like “You”
Moon in White Colour Like “Me”
But Our “SON” is Red Colour
“Sorry Spelling Mistake”
Our “SUN” is in Red Colour like Red Rose…
April Fooll
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!
EmOtiOnAL cOmEdy
DiLkO pAtA tha wO jArur AyEgi
DiLko pAtA tha wO jArur AyEgi
PAr kAbi sOchA nA thA ki
SurPrisE mE wO ApnE pAti kO B 7 LAyEg
Que."Naari"ka matlab kya hai?
Ans.Naari ka matlab hai ShAkTi.
Que.To fir Purush ka Matlab kya hai?
Ans."Sehan Shakti".
Hi Frndz! Njoy!
Teacher:Acha insan wo hi hai wo dusro k kaam aye.
P@ppu:Par madam exam mein na aap humare kaam aati hai,
aur na hi kisi aur ko aane deti Ho..
Boy:Oh God,giv me a bag
full of money,
a job,
1big vehicle &many
girls!
GOD: Ur wish is
fulfilled & he became
"A BUS CONDUCTOR"
Santa Ki Patni Santa Se Boli:=Aap Hazaro Me 1 Ho*
"Santa Ne 1Thappd Mara Or Puchha"
Baki 999 Koun He?
Mom:Y did u get low marks on that test?
Son:Because of absence.
Mom:U werabsemt tht day?
Son:No,but the kid who sits nxt to me was absent
Interviewer:Wats d relation btwn Earth n Moon?
Sardar:Brother-Sister
Interviewer:How
Sar:V call Earth
Dharti Maata n
Moon Chanda Mama.!
Judge-Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara.
Woman- Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,
mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he
It,s time to TAKE CHARGE and TAKE CONTROL.
Do the things which people say you can't do.
The task of leadership is not to put greatness into people, but to elicit it, for the greatness is there already.— John Buchan
To do great things is difficult; but to command great things is more difficult.Friedrich Nietzsche
Decide today where are you going in your life.
Don't say, "I'll do it tommorrow or after sometime". Say that I'll do it now.
Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.-----Richard Bach
Every problem will change you.
Success mantra "DO IT NOW".
Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish.----Sam Walton
Leadership is just another word for training.-----Lance Secretan
”Don’t wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.”- ---Unknown
A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.-----Unknown
Leaders shouldn't attach moral significance to their ideas: Do that, and you can't compromise. ----- Peter F. Drucker:
A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way and shows the way.----John Maxwell
Leaders are not born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that's the price we'll have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal. ---- Vince Lombardi
The Main Thing is to keep the Main Thing the Main Thing –Steven Covey
Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.
Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi.
Life is just a chance to grow a soul.
My candle burns at both its ends;
It will not last the night;
But oh, my foes, and oh, my friends --
It gives a lovely light.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.
Trouble is part of your life — if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
The unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates
As I grow to understand life less and less,I learn to love it more and more.
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. ~Elwyn Brooks White
Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. -- Lou Erickso
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. -- Buddha
I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have just lived the length of it.
I want to have lived the width of it as well.
This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever; in its place is something that you have left behind...let it be something good. - Author Unknown
Meditate.
Live purely. Be quiet.
Do your work with mastery.
Like the moon, come out
from behind the clouds!
Shine
Sometimes In the
everyday Rush
I Forget to Say it. . .
But Today
I want to say. . .
just how Much
You are
Loved and Appreciated. . Happy WOMEN’S Day.
Women in Men’s life..
I was born,
a woman was there
to hold me. -My Mother-
I grew as a child,
A woman was there
to care for me, to
play with me. -My Sister-
I went to school,
A woman was there
to help me learn. -My Teacher-
I became depressed, whenever i was lost.
A woman was there
to offer a shoulder. -My Wife-
I became tough,
A woman was there
to melt me. -My Daughter-
I am dying,
A woman is there
to absorb me in. -My Motherland-
If you are a Man,
Value every Woman…
If you happen to
be a Woman, be
Proud to be a Woman..
HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY.
_________ U’ve
!’–.___.–’! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…
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§ H O L I §
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Have a Nice Day!
Har rang aap pe barse,
koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse;
Rang de aapko sab itna,
Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse.
Wishing U a very Happy N Colorfull Holi!
Dil karta hai,
ApkeSang
Gauan
Jhumu
Nachu
Khelu
Kudoo
Jasn manaoo
Lekin
Pahle
Apko
Rang to
Laga loo
Happy Holi!
Holi Ka Gulal Ho,
Rango Ki Bahar Ho,
Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho,
Ek Baat Khas Ho,
Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho,
Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho,
Wish U Happy Holi!
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak!
Makki ki Roti,
Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne,
Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi,
Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko,
HOLI ka Tyohar
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi
Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi!
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai Happy N Colorfull Holi!
Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,(
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.
Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!
Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,(
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari
Nothing in world with out love.love is everything.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
Never miss a good chance to shut up
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:-> Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya…Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya
Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
Always forgive your enemies;nothing else annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade… ya phir bus aap pe chade… dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai.
Main chahoon Tumhe Tum Chaho Kisi Aur ko,Tum Chaho Jise Khuda Kare woh Chahe Kisi Aur ko.
Zindagi mauhtaj nahi manzilon ki waqt har manzil dikha deta hai,Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test !
Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?"
Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,"It was just like the advertisement of British airways"
Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi : 7 days a week , twice a day , both ways.
Santa sardar and banta sardar was talking two each other. Santa sardar asks banta sardar - What is diffrence between
1. Girlfriend
2. Lover
3. Wife
4. Stepny
Banta sardar said that the answer is very very simple
1. Prepaid
2. Lifetime
3. Postpaid
4. Coinbooth
Ek baar ek aadmi ke paas ek haathi hota hai. Wo haathi kuch bhi nahi bolta. Haathi kaa malik pareshan ho jata ki yeh haathi kkuch bolta kyo nahi. Haathi ka malik bahut koshish karta hai par haathi phir nhi kuck mahi bolta.
Ab haathi ka malik ek Competetion rakhta hai ki jo bhi is haathi ke muh se awaaz nikal wayega, use ek lakh rupees ka inaam diya jayega. Bahut log koshish karte hai, par koi bhi haathi ke muh se awaaz nahi nikal wa pata.
Itne me Santa sardar waha pahuch jata hai. Woh haathi ke peeche jata hai, uski pooch uthata hai aur uska land pakad ke jor se daba deta hai aur tab haathi jor se cheekh marta hai. Santa sardar 1 lakh ka inaam leke waha se chal deta hai.
Kuch mahino baad haathi ka malik phir ek pratiyogita rakhta hai ki jo bhi haathi ke muh se ha aur na ki awaaz nikalwayega, use 2 lakh ka inaam diya jayega. Sab log koshish karte hai, par koi bhi haarthi ke meu se ha aur na nahi nikal pata.
Itne me phir se waha santa sardar pahuch jata hai. Wo haathi ke muh ke saamne jata hai aur kehta hai:
Santa sardar : Pehchadayee merte (Did you recognise me)
Haathi : Haaaaaa
Santa Sardar : Waiyaa Pichhe (Should i go your backside)
Haathi : Naaaaaaa
Santa sardar 2 lakh rupees leke chala jata hai.