Dreams Come True

>> Sunday, May 24, 2009

In your arms
Let me be held,
Held captive by your charms,
And let the world behold
How two souls meld,
How they come true ~
The fairytales oft told…
In the way the moon
Disappears in the clouds,
And reappears with a blush,
Let’s disappear in a mist,
Away from the crowds,
In a secretive hush,
And let me return… kissed!
Is this my reality, is this a dream?
I may keep asking myself this.
And pinch my cheeks, softly,
And hold me, and hug me, and kiss.
And I shall know that there is YOU…
And I shall know that dreams come true…

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Friendship SMS / Good Friends

>> Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Good Friends are like software.
They enter ur life;
scan ur problems;
edit ur tensions;
download ur solutions;
delete ur worries
and
save u in their heart!

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Love SMS Jokes / Never Break 4 things

If some one would like to have
a successful life after marriage
so he should implement this formula.
Never break 4 things in life.
1. Promise
2. trust
3. heart
4. relation

It never sounds when it breaks
but pains a lot.

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Cool SMS / SMS Jokes

>> Sunday, May 17, 2009

A Boy went to his
Dad’s Friend’s home
late night.
Uncle offered him to
Sleep in Baby’s room.
Boy refused coz the
Baby might Cry at Night
and went to sleep in
the lounge.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful Girl at the breakfast table.,
BOY : Who are you.?

GIRL : I am Baby and
You.??

BOY : I am a Stupid.!!

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i m allergic to bullshit

>> Saturday, May 16, 2009

... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I'd Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don't Mind & You
Don't Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit

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love isnt winning someone

Love
Isn't winning someone but loosing
Urself to someone.
When U r LOVED by someone its not
due to the excellence of Ur
mind but due to the purity of Ur heart..

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Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

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nothing last forever

-=-Nothing Last Forever-=-

Life is just a game
You hold your own weight
Make your own mistakes
You only get one chance
To show who you are

Live day by day
Year by year
Your heart aches
You don't know who are you
Falling in love hurts
But you can't live with out it

Lay your life down
Give your heart away
Let yourself fall so deep
You give up everything
For ''Trust'' n ''Love''

Nothing Last Forever
Hold on to what you have
Don't let go ...

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Funny SMS Jokes/ SMS Message / Online funny sms

Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???


Larke Ki Maa





Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->

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Sardar SMS / SMS text messages

Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coca-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!





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Angry SMS / SMS Message

>> Friday, May 15, 2009

Guzara nahi hota
Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::

Sorry there
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Kal ko milne
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

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Happy Weekend SMS

Change Does Not Happen
When Circumstances
IMPROVE,
Change HAPPENS When
YOU DECIDE to Improve
Your Circumstances.!.
Have a Nice Day
and a Happy Weekend.

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Sweet SMS Jokes

Forward this msg to 10 people &
U will get…

NOTHING..

Its true.. its really working..! Even i didn’t get anything!

Except a smile on ur FACE..!
GN



UKG Son to his Mom
Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS



A company held
a Contest for kids
with the theme :
“The most Nice thing
My Father Ever Did For Me.”
One kid answered,
“He Married My Mom.”
Cho Chweet..!





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If you love someone

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

**********

THE NEW VERSIONS…. .

**********

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

**********

Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
Don’t worry, she will come back.

**********

Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

**********

Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *

**********

Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

**********

Finance expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

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Missing You SMS / SMS Messages

I am sorry that we lost touch,
and i hope that we can find
the connection we once had
that somehow got left behind

I love u,my darling….
it will always be true
until the end of…..
enternity
I’ll always love u…
very much
miss u….

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Beloved Friend

>> Thursday, May 14, 2009

Beloved friend, I hold you in my heart
In my life you are a precious part
Our friendship is nurtured by love
Sprinkled with grace from God above.

I think of you so often
And always with a smile
I send this note to say hi
Because it has been a while.

I wish happiness for you
And pray everything is fine
Remember my love is a gift
Because you are a friend of mine.

To know you are not forgotten
I send special wishes, too
Please keep in touch with me
I always love hearing from you.

Thinking of you today
and wanted to let you know
how very special you are to me.

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Happy Mother’s Day.!

Mother is a priceless Gift
that God gave to this
humanity.
She is so unique from
others.
She loves us so much
that we can’t Compare
her with anyone…
She turns her blood
to milk to feed us.
she scarifies her
whole life thinking about
our future.
She makes herself
dirty to keep us cleen.
Above all she never
knows to live for herself
….Saluting the race of
motherhood.
Happy Mother’s Day.!
Long Live Motherhood.

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Funny MBA SMS Text MEssages

>> Wednesday, May 13, 2009

“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.

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SMS of Sardarji

>> Monday, May 11, 2009

Anti Misba: mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu, kyu k
aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi

Sardar: khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do







Sardar:
Kal mera abba kunwain me gir gya
Ur
Zor zor se chekhne lga
Bachao
Bachao
.
.
Major Rohail:
Ab kaisa hy wo?
.
.
Sardar:
Theek he ho ga kyu k kaal se
Koe awaz nhi aye

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